Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc

Rvb S4 E14 "You Keep Using That Word"

Blood Gulch/Blue Base
To Church and Wade admiring the Ghost, the Warthog, and Sheila.

Church: Look at this Wade, this, is a thing, of beauty, what we have here. I am amazed.

Wade: It sure is a sight!

Sheila: Hmmm... whatever.

Church: We have got every single vehicle in this canyon. We are unstoppable. This is- I have my own fleet. I have my own fleet of cars.

Wade: We could cause this whole place to go ablaze!

Sheila: Three vehicles and only two guy to drive them. Big deal.

Church: No the important thing is that they don't have any vehicles to... hey is there a problem here?

Sheila: Problem? Why would there be a problem?

Church: Ah-sh-e-a, I don't know. You just seem uh... you know... agitated.

Sheila: You think I'm agitated.

Church: Well uh- I- I didn't mean, well I- I didn't mean-, (Faces Wade) so-some help Wade!

Wade: (Takes a step back) I think you've got it, under controlled!

Church: (Mumbles) Thanks a lot. (To Shelia) Look Shelia, that's not what I mea-

Sheila: No, it was your word. Agitated. You said "You sure seem agitated, Sheila." So I guess that means I'm agitated. Don't I seem agitated, Church?

Church: I'm just, I'm just saying you seem a little, upset.

Sheila: Oh- so now I'm upset. Which is it Church, am I agitated or am I upset?

Church: I don't, I mean I don't really- I could, I could go get a dictionary.

Sheila: Why would I be upset?

Church: Uh, I don't-

Sheila: Well, would you be upset if I got a Wade and a bunch more blue guys to come hang around and help me?

Church: Well actually there, are, three other guys on the squad.

Sheila: Exactly. This isn't a parking lot Church, it's a team, a family. Are we just supposed to forget everything we've been through?

Wade: You two seem, to have been through a lot.

Church: Oh we've been through a lot alright, including the time that she killed me.

Wade: What?

Sheila: How about, if I suddenly decided, I wasn't the Blue team's tank? What if today, I'm feeling just a little bit red.

Church: They're just cars, Sheila.

Sheila: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.

Church: Hey is there like a... jealousy, setting, somewhere on you that I can you know... turn off?

Sheila: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Wade: Wait, hold the phone for a second! What was that about her, killing you?

Church: Ooooh... umm, how do I explain this. ...I'm technically a... ghost possessing a robot body.

Wade: (Shocked) Really?

Ghost Church comes out of his body, leaving it just standing there.