Fortress
To Tucker searching for Church, outside the Fortress.
Tucker: Church! Chuu-urch, hey Church!
Church: I'm right behind you dumbass.
Tucker: Oh. Hey Church, do you have a knife?
Church: No. That's a weapon, dude, ask Tex or Leo.
Tucker: Well, Leo doesn't have a knife and Tex said she had something to take care of. Girl stuff I think.
Church: Huh? Like what?
Tucker: I don't know, I stopped asking questions at 'girl stuff'.
Church: What're you three doing?
Church see's Leo and Caboose with Itzal, standing in front of a poster saying the words 'Tuck-er', 'Mon-ey' and 'Give Tuck-er Mon-ey'.
Tucker: We're gonna teach Itzal how to speak English, so that we don't need Leo all the time.
Church: How're you gonna do that?
Tucker: People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard.
Church: Maybe you should try learning his language, like Leo.
Tucker: Fuck that, we got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those're the rules, dude. Earth colony, Earth language.
Church: Tucker there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth.
Tucker: Hyeah, but only one that kicks ass. And that's the one we're teaching. English 101, remedial kick-ass.
Church: Alright, there is no way this is gonna work.
Tucker: Yeah it is, we got visual aids and everything.
Church: Where the hell'd you get those?
Tucker: We made 'em. Turns out Caboose's gun didn't have any bullets- it was loaded with crayons. I just need to cut one of these things, you have a pocket knife?
Church: Hey if you need to cut something, why don't you just use that big sword o' yours?
Tucker: Oh right. Duh.
Tucker draws the sword.
Itzal: ~What was that? (sees Tucker holding the sword) HE TOOK THE SWORD!~
Itzal jumps at Tucker and starts beating him into the ground.
Tucker: Ahh, what the fuck!?
Church: Whoa! Mahan, Tucker, that thing either really hates that sword, or really hates you.
Leo comes over to see what's happening.
Leo: What the hell is happening!?
Itzal: ~HE TOOK THE SWORD!!~
Tucker: Aaaaaaaah, get this fucking thing off me!
Leo: (Takes a step back) I'm not getting caught in this!
Tucker: Shhhiiitt, this hurts!!!
Church: Heh wait a second Tucker, this might be a good chance for us to evaluate how these things fight.
Tucker: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
Church: Now hold still. For science.
Leo: Just apologise to him or something!!
Tucker: I'm sorry, Mr. Itzal dude!!
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Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 4, while Leo joins the blues on their quest, the reds start to have their own battle with a new blue joining the adventure. The Oc Leo is owned by Me The Oc Wade is owned by @DeadMC55 Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
