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April 18 | Part 1

April 18, 20XX
6:37 AM

[Spicy Peppermint]

You
gOOOOOD MORNING,
SUNSHINE

Spicy Peppermint
I thought I told you to stop
messaging me.

You
well, we don't always get
what we want, now do we

if we did, i'd already be crying

Spicy Peppermint
What? Why?

You
cause then you'd be mine and
that's enough to make me bawl
out all of the liquids in my body

Spicy Peppermint
Maybe it's best if we don't
get what we want.

And that sounds revolting.

You
:(((

that stings

Spicy Peppermint
Well, I'm queen bee,
according to you.

You
oh, yes you are,
honeybun

Spicy Peppermint
Then who are you?

You
you're undoubtedly amazing
future lover, sweetheart

i bet that you're quaking
from having such a wonderful
person in your life

Spicy Peppermint
I am.

You
oH???2?2?1?

Spicy Peppermint
Out of fear.

You
and just like that, my
dreams were crushed

Spicy Peppermint
We can't always get what
we want, now can we.

You
holy shit

Spicy Peppermint
What?

You
you made a jOke

Spicy Peppermint
I did?

You
yES

YOU JUST USED

S A R C A S M .

Spicy Peppermint
Oh.

I've been told that I'm not
very good with "jokes".

You
pftt, you're a natural!

don't listen to what others
call flaws and all that jazz

i learned that the hard way, it
really doesn't matter what people
say if they're outright insulting
you for no reason, sweetie

Spicy Peppermint
Oh, um, thank you? I'm not
sure on how to respond to that.

No one has really told me
that before.