Another Akatsuki Love Story

Chapter 18: Surprise, B**ch

Hidan: This_Templar apologizes for all her huge F**KUPS, as usual, she's a total F**KUP and has never been this F**KEDUP before, she's completely F**KED her schedules. Thank you for tuning in with Another Akatsuki Love Story 

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Chapter 18: Surprise, B**ch

Things certainly weren't turning around for me as I expected, the badgering from Konan was more than enough to drive you to Konoha's Medical Ninja's

But here, instead of Medical Ninja's, we have sexy men with Medical Ninja SKILL 

I sort of pitied Hidan now for being immortal, he can't kill himself from strange people, who a few of them have money obssessions and imprison you 

And things aren't supposedly as awkward as I thought with Deidara anymore, he seems to have cooled off and is completely fine with being in the same room as me

Which is great in many ways

As of now, its quite different, I do see these people as....how should I put this discreetly, housemates? I think that would be the correct word..since they actually act like annoying housemates you don't want to bother with

Like Hidan yelling at Dei for stealing his clothes, or Konan yelling at Kakuzu for some reason, trust me, you can lose your head in this place

I can tell, because Itachi yells at everyone in his mind, you can see it when he grimaces all the time around everyone

He's never used it with me though, which I take pride in not driving him nuts 

The only one I'm concerned about is mostly Sasori though, I haven't seen him since the day in the practice ground, I see more of Pain than him

And Pain is barely at the base 

I've gotten to know him a little better too, he's like this solid wall thing, his voice is intimidating, but I've got a feeling he's all for Konan

Don't ask me, I don't know how that happened either, if mean, bitchiness, controlling behavior  is his thing, then I'm not going to question it

But back to Sasori, I wonder if he's making one of those puppets again, he might be at it

"You seriously keeping that cat?" Hidan asked Tobi as he watched him curl up the little furball 

"Yep" Tobi said all cheery, he nuzzled the cat and let him eat out of his plate of breakfast

"And you named him..?" Hidan wanted to know

"Tobi The Second" Tobi said, proudly announcing it

Hidan raised an eyebrow "Couldn't you name it something like....bacon?" He muttered

"If he named that cat bacon I might actually like it a lot more" Kisame said, "F**ing thing always wants to take a bite off me" He gave the cat a snarl and the cat gleamed up at him in hope as though he'd let him have a bite

"Go find your own f**king fish..." Kisame scowled 

"Come on Kisame, you only hate it cause you're afraid of it" Hidan laughed, he casually leaned back on the counter, "Ask Yuki, she heard you shriek when Bacon came into your room--'

"Tobi The Second" Tobi corrected him 

"Yuki? Go on, back me up on this" Hidan said, nudging me

"Yep, I saw it, clear....you're afraid of a cat" I said, folding my hands 

'And that sums up the conflict" Hidan said, clapping his hands 

"You guys seen Sasori around much?" I asked, they all looked unalarmed as though it were something normal 

"Not really" Deidara answered this time, entering the kitchen "he's not usually around much" The others murmured their "good mornings" to him "Why?" Deidara wanted to know

Now that I think about it, Sasori never really left his room that much and made me run around for his chores and whatnot 

"Not really much of a reason..I was just thinking about it is all" I replied, pushing my hair back as in fell in front, I glanced up at him, Deidara looked normal, he went on talking and chatting up with his fellow Akatsuki members.

Just then, Konan popped her head in "Pain's calling for you guys, meeting" She said "Not you" I understood she was talking about me, I held back until the kitchen cleared off 

I finished the hot cocoa I had made, in the cold kitchen, filtered in silence, I washed it off in the sink and headed back Itachi's room 

I wondered why they didn't let me in their meeting, they always did..I found it weird

I minded my own business as I walked past the area they were talking, which was the front part of the hideout, where I was once thrown onto the ground and forced into this place

Ah, memories, I winced at the thought, I glanced their way and walked past, suddenly realizing something, I ran back and blinked a few times, and again a few more times

I walked towards the thing sprawled on the floor, the rest watched me now, on their guard 

It was the ever so familiar orange jumpsuit with spiky blond hair, I couldn't miss it

Well, f**k