Drarry Smut and One Shots

Meeting on the train

"Hi I'm Ron, Ron Weasley and my dad wants to eat my eye socket"

The shrimp headed boy screamed.

Harry took his extended paw tenderly shaking it.

"And I'm Harry"

He said timidly.

"Harry whomst?
"Potter"

Ron's mouth dropped open showing his rows of straight, white teeth consisting of sharp canines, blunt molars and chisel like incisors as well as a thick, pink, juicy, wet tongue.

"You have to be kidding"

Harry chuckled

"If I was that would be identity theft"

Ron sat, shocked

"Do you have?"

Harry lifted up his fringe showing off the scar shaped scar on his scar

"It's so majestic"

Suddenly a rapid knocking was heard on the door which then opened revealing a girl with thick bushy hair with a cowboy hat adorning the mane.

"Howdy y'all I was just wandering if you fine folk 'ave seen a lil hippity hopper round this here carriage I'm tryna find it for a lil boy who lost the rascal and oh my stars you're Harry Potter, well a yeehaw and howdy-do sir"

She tipped her hat politely

"A hippity hopper?"
"Oh you english folk don't know what a hippity hopper is? I think y'all call em froggies"
"But you're English"
"Shut the fuck up bitch"

She grinned

"Well it's alright y'all by the way my name is Howdione Granger absolutely sexy to be acquainted Harry and shrimp bitch"

Ron looked up

"My name is Ron"

"Suck my magnum schlong"

The end

Written by glxyblu (he/him)