Akito's P.O.V
Holy shit balls my dad looks so fucking girly he's almost passable as a real girl... Now I wonder who I look like.
" Eli!, I wanna see my baby girl! I want her cuddles!" My father yelled as his red hair sways in the wind as we are outside... " Over here Jacob!" Mother yells
" She's so adorable!" He cooes as his purple eyes begin to water, dam he's emotional.
" Jake these no need to cry..." Moxyi said
" But she has my eyes and Eli's hair...😣" He retotored
Hello I'm right here! Can you shut up please, even if only for like 10 seconds.
" What did you just say?" My new father asks
" I didn't say anything... Are you ok?" Moxyi asks
Muhahaha I hath confused thyn peasants 👹
Wait how can he hear me? Can he read my thoughts? Holy cow tits my dad can read my thoughts
" Chris don't say things like that, it's unladylike like!" Dad yells
I don't give a fuck, I is a tomboy or I was but yeah, fuck.
" Chris don't say fuck it's a bad word!" Dad says yet again
Mum looks at him like he's crazy. " What are you doing?" She asks him
" Her mind is linked with mine and she's swearing heaps, how old is she?" He asks
" Two days old... We've been careful around her but I don't know about the maids..."mum said
I'm officially bored so I'm going to sleep but I'll talk to you in like a year....
[ A/N I was bored so I wrote a bit more... I'm going to add anyoing characters in to be an ass to Christine coz why the hell not. Her dad is based off a gay guy I know IRL also because why the hell not. Maru out]
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how to be a dumbass
FantasyI had a friend over and we thought screw it lets wright something........ might end up good I don't Know but come along for our weired ride, I can't spell but she can...or atlease I hope so. yet she insists on writing the story..... I'll end up upda...
