3rd nameday

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Akito's P.O.V
I am officially 3 years old and tired as fuck, I never knew that talking to people could be so mentally exhausting. I've had roughly 6 people ask me to wed their sons in the future, my response has been rejected for the last 6 or so as I hate the idea of marriage with out the corresponding emotions from both parties. Thus forth I have disided that I'm going to reject every offer I receive even if it's the king and a royal decree. UGG screw this." To the people who have kindly attended my 3 nameday I have anousment, I will refuse any kind of engagement as I don't agree with idea of marriage with out the corresponding emotions and chemical reactions that the human brain produces, thus forth I don't wish to have ANY marriage requests! That is all enjoy this chance to socialise!" I state angerly

Luke's P.O.V
Wow my sister has courage to say all that I mean the king desided to attend her birthday or nameday as she says, oh dear the prince looks angery. I hope he doesn't do anything rash or Chris will Shorey hurt him in someway...

Stupid prince's P.O.V
This arrogant girl dares to dify me and refuse me, I am the prince of the country no one is allowed to refuse my orders. " Christine Yolf I am requesting to be your husband and yet you refuse me, I shall have you!" I yell, even if I have to get my father to meddle in her life just so she can be mine...

Akito's P.O.V
Fuck this fuck everything I'm getting out of here. ( Teleports)
Fuck why did a tree have to be here FUCK. I hate this godam maze garden thing, that tree seems comfy, I must get my sleep or I might kill that shitty prince. I want my brother's cuddles... I know I'll just teleport him to me. Fufufufu... Yes it worked now cuddles and sleep.

[ A/N I'm gonna make her a brocon and him a siscon... It might take me awhile to make more chapters as I'm smart as fuck and dislocated my shoulder... I'm very intelligent...]

" Akito wake up you lazy ass" a voice yells
" Five more minutes oni-chan " I mumble sleepily
" Get your ass up or no miso soup for you!" Oni-chan yells
" Not my miso soup!" I yell
I get out of bed by falling and run to my door to get my miso soup! I trip and my mum sings as the world falls down when I fall. Shit I'm actually falling " Oni-chan!" I yell in desperation. I'm now safe in the arms of Luke my older brother in this world. I can't believe that I fell out of the tree I was sleeping in, I should of tied me self to the tree...

Luke's P.O.V
" Oni-chan!" Christine yells as I wake up from our little cat nap, I catch her before she hurts herself. She looks confused on how she fell. But she called me Oni-chan I couldn't be any more happier.

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