TOUCHY TOUCHY
TAIL, OHDADDY AND 6 OTHER JOINED THE CHAT
online
CAI
How does one meme?
SUN
I think you went to the wrong chat Cai
None of these old farts know the ways of the meme
world
MARKER
I'm not old
SUN
Yeah you are
TY
Children shut up
CAI
Mum noooo
I asked a very totally important question
now somebody answer me goddamnit!
OHDADDY
I know the ways of the meme world thank you
very much
TAIL
Same
SUN
uh, hyung's no
Your both ancient
TAIL
hush child before I hit you
OHDADDY
I was gonna say 'beat your ass'
but that sounds less violent
CAI
how does saying beat your ass sound more violent than
actually hitting someone?
MARKER
Yeah
Where's the logic in that
OHDADDY
Mark I don't know why you'd think any of us
here would have logic or half a brain cell in the slightest
MARKER
Touché
CAI
Nobody answered my question!
WINNIE
Cause we're ignoring you
Duh
CAI
your mean
WINNIE
Thanks
CAI
No problemo
TY
I know memes
I think
SUN
I myself am a literal living meme
JAEHYUNIE
No your not
Lucas is
SUN
True
But only Lucas, not Mark
Cause Mark's ancient
MARKER
We're the same age!
CAI
your point is?
MARKER
you guys stress me out...
TY
Child don't complain about being stressed
I'm a single mother of 17 annoying children
*ahem* Lucas and Lele *ahem*
You don't get to complain
WINNIE
I'm telling Lele
OHDADDY
What about Lucas?
WINNIE
He'll live
CAI
haha
Yeah I agree
Nobody tell him
Save yourself an eardrum
SUN
How did we get from memes to talking about stressed
single mothers and ancient ramen heads aka Mark?
CAI
I really don't know
But I can't say I'm surprised
SUN
mm
I would show you the ways of the meme world
But nah
I won't
I'm superior you fetus
CAI
.....
Hyuck, we're the same age
SUN
your point is?
CAI
That if I'm a fetus you are too
Just a slightly more satanic one
SUN
oh you did not just say that
TY
Imma leave before I suddenly become the one who's called out
for to 'intervene'
Bye
TY LOGGED OFF
TAIL
This is getting spicy
OHDADDY
hyung wrong context
Actually it might be right I dunno
PRINCEOFJAPAN
It's just that your ancient hyung
So your not caught up with the teen slang
I think
MARKER
Yuta your not even that old
PRINCEOFJAPAN
I am highly offended you ramen fetus
MARKER
Why am I being bullied now what did I do?
CAI
you became a ramen that's what you did
SUN
Yeah
MARKER
wow
You guys are meanies
MARKER LOGGED OFF
SUN
So
Cai
You gonna come out from the closet so I can't attack you?
CAI
....
No
TAIL
I'm just gonna leave before they start
roasting the lift out of each other
OHDADDY
Same
TAIL LOGGED OFF
OHDADDY LOGGED OFF
PRINCEOFJAPAN
Winnie love me
WINNIE
ew no
PRINCEOFJAPAN
your mean
WINNIE
At least I'm not old
....
Imma leave
WINNIE LOGGED OFF
PRINCEOFJAPAN
Your so gonna get it boy
PRINCEOFJAPAN LOGGED OFF
JAEHYUNIE
Why am I still even here?
JAEHYUNIE LOGGED OFF
.
You can only guess what happened next
Haechan got bored and left the girl alone
That pretty much sums it up
I'm still hella annoyed that my chapter deleted
This one isn't even close to the one I did before but oh well it's still half decent
Good night xx
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FanfictionHuang Cai Hong is the 19th member of NCT, and the only female member. ---- hi. so, i really enjoy reading imagines and i thought to myself, why don't i make one of my own? well, i've tried to before but i didn't like any of them, but i'm confident t...
