ErLu one shots!!!

Take a Hint

Ok I know I said last chapter would be the last one, but I heard this song from Victorious and I thought I could make an erLu one-shot about it. This one for sure will be the last one, I promise😅

This is from Victorious like I mentioned earlier, I just thought this would be funny😅
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~Nobody's p.o.v.~

Erza and Lucy have been dating for 4 months by now and completely over their old crushes on a certain blue and pink haired guy.

The two were eating at a Karaoke and Bar having a great time, that's when they felt arms drape over their shoulders.

"Hey Luce, could we join you?" Natsu asked and sat down anyways,

"Hey Erza, long time no see" Jellal said.

The two girls rolled their eyes and tried their best to ignore them, that's when Natsu tried to kiss Lucy when the two girls snapped.

Lucy pushed Natsu's face away and Erza punched his stomach, he still sat up and wrapped an arm around Lucy's waist bringing her closer to him, Jellal copied Natsu's moves and did the same with Erza.

"So, what are you girls doing here without an escort?" Jellal asked,

"We were on a-" Lucy gets cut off from the DJ announcing that people could sign up for the Karaoke now.

Erza and Lucy looked at each other and they shared the same face of mischief, they pushed away the guys.

"Hey, Erza and I are gonna go do karaoke"

"I'm sure you girls will do great!" Jellal said, Lucy and Erza linked arms on their way to the DJ.

"Yeah, we will do great. You know what song we're doing right Erza?"

"Yes, of course I always do" Erza said proudly, Lucy giggled and kissed Erza's cheek.

The made it to the stage and told the DJ the song, he smiled and the girls grabbed the microphones.

Once they were ready a familiar tune started playing as the two girls smirked at each other...

[Lucy:]
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

[Erza:]
I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the-

[Lucy:]
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

[Erza:]
You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

[Lucy:]
You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth

[Both:]
And that is when it started going south

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

[Lucy:]
I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top

[Erza:]
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"

[Lucy:]
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

[Both:]
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

[Lucy:]
What about "No" don't you get?

[Erza:]
So go and tell your friends

[Both:]
I'm not really interested

[Lucy:]
It's about time that you're leavin'

[Erza:]
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and

[Both:]
You'll be gone

[Erza:]
One

[Lucy:]
Get your hands off my...

[Erza:]
Two.

[Lucy:]
Or I'll punch you in the...

[Erza:]
Three.

[Lucy:]
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint

[Both:]
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint

After embarrassing Natsu and Jellal the two girls walked back over to them and linked arms again.

"We were on a date before you two so rudely interrupted, if you would be so kind as to leave... now" Erza instructed with a murderous glare.

Natsu paled and dragged Jellal away, the girls smiled victoriously and the bar cheered.

"I love you, Lucy"

"I love you too, Erza"