The Only Exception || The Big Bang Theory

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Next Day~ Morning

Leonard, Howard and Raj were sitting in Raj's office, talking about their future plans with their girlfriends/wife. Then, Howard had decided to talk about last night's incident with Sheldon.

"So, Leonard, did you ever find out where Sheldon went off to last night?" Howard asks, playing with one of Raj's pens.

"Not really. He just ran off to bed." Leonard said, not telling them how he had to chase Sheldon down.

"Hmm, how come I remember you guys yelling at each other and you telling him to brush his teeth?" Raj says.

"You were still there? I thought you and Emily went home after Penny left." Leonard said, in a surprised tone.

"Neh, we left in the middle of the night I think? I'm surprised neither of you didn't see us."

"Well, I'm sorry?" Leonard said, confused.

"For what? We were half asleep anyways."

"I'm not sorry?"

The three men laughed. "But back to Howard's topic, where do you think Sheldon went?" Raj said.

"A strip club."

"Howard!" Leonard scolded.

"What? It could be possible right?" Howard said, putting the pen down and looking at Raj and Leonard.

"No! The poor boy would be terrified!" Leonard said.

"Wait a minute, didn't Sheldon say he did go to a strip club with James Earl Jones?" Raj said, making all of them sit in silence thinking about it.

"Hahahaha, impossible!" Howard laughs.

"Wait, I feel another realization coming on!" Leonard says. "Sheldon said the day before that President Seibert arranged a meeting with him and some other girl..." Leonard trailed off. Sitting in silence again.

"You don't think he went to go get it on with her do ya?" Howard says.

"Ugh! The horror!" Raj said, trying not to laugh.

"No, guys. Think seriously here. We're talking about Sheldon, spending time with another girl, after the Amy Incident." Leonard says.

"Leonard, you of all people know that we shouldn't talk about Amy...We shouldn't even be saying her name!" Raj says, covering his mouth.

"Sheldon's not here and Amy is all the way in South Africa. So calm down, Raj." Leonard said, facing Raj.

Raj takes his hand off his mouth, "But it's in The Roomate Agreement, isn't it? That you shouldn't be talking about Am--I mean, 'She Who Should Not Be Named'! Or inviting her...or talking to her...or talking about her in front of Sheldon..."

"Did you just make a Harry Potter reference?" Howard asked.

"Yes, and I'm god damn proud of it!" Raj says, sticking his tongue out at Howard. Howard looks at him and pretends to cut off his tongue making Raj cover his mouth again.

"Oh my God. Didn't I say to think seriously here? We're talking about Sheldon who didn't come out of his room for months! Plus, those new rules are not only for me, but for all of us." Leonard says.

"OK, I get it," Howard groaned. "We're talking about Sheldon, finally seeing other people after that bitch broke his heart."

"Hey!" Raj and Leonard scolded.

"What? She hurt Sheldon! We all saw how gory that got!" Howard said, defending himself.

"Yeah, we all saw how sad and depressing it was...But that doesn't mean you call Amy a bitch. That's disrespectful, Howard. You never said anything mean about her before!" Leonard kept scolding.