His dirty pickup line to you

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His dirty pickup line to you

HARRY: I think your pants are made out of mirrors, because I can see myself in them.

NIALL: My ears are a little cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

ZAYN: Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package...

LOUIS: Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

LIAM: That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 21, 2015 ⏰

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