hey there!! Welcome to this ask and dare blog!! You can ask anyone here and here are the characters!!
Characters:
Tords:
Tord
Tori
Demon Tord
Demon Tori
Future Tord
Future Tori
Future Demon Tori
Future Demon Tord
TURDDDD (me: *jumps off counter* ya...
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Ash: *GASSPPP* ugh let's just celebrate this is just dramatic AF Honey: HOI!!! PWEASE PWICK ME WUP!! Everyone: AWWWWW Ash: GUYS!!!! Tord: EXCUSE ME but WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT MY CHILD'S ADORABLENESS Ash: LOOK!!! Jen: IS DAT FLYING DORITO I SEE?!? Ash: NO JEN AND HIS NAME IS BILL CIPHER DUMBA- *gets slapped by Turd* Tord: THERE'S CHILDREN HERE Tom: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! Paul: F-faen Honey: Faen? FAEN?!? FAENNNNNNN!!!! Tord: GOD PAUL WHY?!? Pat: PAUL IF YOU SAY ONE MORE SWEAR WORD I WILL MURDERE YOU. Pau: okay!! Sorry!! Honey: anywayssss can we by sum harpoons and guns dad? Tord: whut... TOMMY!! Tom: TORDIE!! Who teached you Honey?!? Everyone accept Tom and Tord: you guys Tom: o-oh... Y-yeah... *A spider appears on the wall* Honey: SPIDER!!! Tord: wait wha- AHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tom: UHHHH TORDIE WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!? IT'S JUST A SPIDER!! Tord: I'M SCARED OF SPIDERS! Edd: wait what Tord? You lead an army AND YOU'RE SCARED OF SPIDERS?!? Tord: DON'T JUDGE ME JUST CUZ IM MATURE!! Tom: uhh honey bun-buns WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?! Honey: I'M STEALING DAD'S GUN!!! Tord: WAIT WHAT?!? PAU DID YOU TEACH HER?!? Pat:UHHH NOT ME!! Tord: WHAT?!? PAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH!! Pat: PLZ DON'T KILL ME IM JUST TEACHING HER HOW TO DEFEND HERSELF ;-; Tord: FINE Honey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I'M CRUEL AS HELL *The spider dies(RIP SPIDER GO TO SPIDER HEAVEN NOW!!! IF SPIDSUS ASKS HOW YOU DIED SAY "oh I dunno how maybe because I GOT SHOT BY A BABY WITH A GUN")* Ash: LET'S GO CELEBRATE!!! Matt: for what? Ash: the views Matt: WOW THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE THAT WANT TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Tord: WHATEVER LET'S GO CELEBRATE
Damn I'm lazy so I'm not writing the celebration
ANYWAYSSSS TYSM FOR 122 READS!! IT WAS LIKE AS FAST AS HALF A BLINK!! Except for the part where I have to go to school;-;. It really means a lot to me!! And my exams are coming up pretty soon SOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll try to update as much as I can!! (GOD I JUST STARTED SCHOOL A WEEK AGO)
