Ask Tori!! (DISCONTINUED)

Im back bby

Ash: HEYYYYY I haven't posted somethin' on here for a long time, the guys and gals are just doin' their things from last chap and I'm at the Maroon Army Base's office right now.

SOOOOOO let's get to the ask!!

Ash: man there's no asks for me ;-;

And BTW I'm gonna be Tord's mom from now on since I'm the Maroon Leader anyways.(I kinda have a Norwegian accent, too)

Meanwhile...

Tom: OH MY GOD HE'S SO
PRECIOUS!!!
Tord: oh my Hitler x Stalin... Honeybee!! Come over here and meet your new brother!!
Honey: *runs over to the Tomtord fam* AWW HE'S SO SMOL!!!

Tord: Oh! Honey's just fine, she's just getting a bit overexcited about having a new brother.

Tom: guys!! Shush!! He's here so I can't tell him!!

And I'm planning on proposing to him at a place we go to together at night and when I'm ready to...

Edd: U-uh!! MY CRUSH IS COLA!!
Ash: you can't lie
Edd: Fine... I-I kinda have a crush on M-Matt...
Ash: (MY SHIP IS GONNA SAIL EEEEKKKKKKK)

Matt: oh! Edd? I think he's a really kind, generous, amazing, handsome person... But I don't think he feels the same...
Ash: It's the opposite of what you think, actually, Matt.
Matt: oh hey Ass!!
Ash: *sobs* why did you call me Ass?!?
Tord: uhh c-calm down mother!!
Me: * more sobbing intensifies * IM A LEADER FOR GOD SAKE WHY AM I CRYING-

Tori: I can travel to the future, but I'm too lazy and I already like how it is here. And mother? Are you okay?
Ash: IM FINE!! JUST THAT MY NARCISSIST BEAN CALLED ME AN ASS!!
Tori: mother... You know he didn't mean it, right? He just forgot how to say your name...
Ash: *sniff snoff Smirnoff* t-thanks my datteren and my sønnen...
Tori and Tord: your welcome mother...

Tam: yea yea sure i'll go and rescue that commie's ass, just let me get my Smirnoff.

Ell: SHE DID WHAT?! IM COMING FOR HER!! TILDY!! TAM!! WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP!! PACK YOUR THINGS!!

Matilda: wait for me a bit babe!! I'm gonna answer a question and I'll get to the packing!! Well, on the scale of one to ten, I choose half of infinity!! The other half is for my girlfriend, Ell!!
Ash: aww that's so cute!!!
Matilda: thanks Ass!!!

Ash/author: HEYO PEOPLE!! And BTW, if you dunno why my name is still the same in the Ellsworld dimension, that's cuz I'm gender fluid. Yup, I'm a bit tired of being a girl now, and I wanna be a boy sometimes, soooo I deicided that I'm now gender fluid!!