UN: *Hands Himiko letter* It said I'm not supposed to read it again.
Himiko: *reading* Wow Himiko, you made me laugh a lot! If you could put on a show, that would be great! It would be even better if you could control their voices, but I don't know if you can do that! From the same person who gave me the voodoo dolls, Bolkoniczka
Himiko: *huff* How dare you doubt my magic?
Himiko: Of course I can control their voices, Nyeh *waves hand over dolls*
Later....
Shuichi: Why does Himiko want us all?
Tenko: For her amazing show!! Duh, you admittedly not that degenerate male!
Himiko: Nyeh, I need one more person for this show
Himiko: *waves hand*
A voodoo doll that looked suspiously like an Asian with a blue hoodie and jeans fell into Himiko's hand.
Himiko: There, now UN has a voodoo doll as well.
Wait what-
Himiko sat at a table with all the voodoo dolls in front of her.
UN fell from the air onto the stage.
UN: AAAAAAAAAAAA- Once upon a time, in a kingdom ruled by two gay kings, Rantaro and Korekiyo Amami, and their two princesses, Shuichi and Kaede, there was a dark lord who threatened their kingdom.
Byakuya quickly got onto the stage.
Byakuya: The fuc- I am the dark lord, Byakuya Togami, ultimate narcissistic asshole, and I have come to ruin the kingdom.
Tenko, Rantaro, Korekiyo, Kaede, and Shuichi also go ton the stage.
Rantaro: Um- Oh no! Whatever shall we do my loyal husband?
Korekiyo: I haven't the slightest clue
Tenko: Why am I up here with degenerate males- As the kingdom's number one knight, I will protect the princesses!
Shuichi: Why princess- Oh, woe is me
Kaede: Oof- Oh no Shuichi, whatever shall we do
Nagito and Teruteru jumped onto the stage.
Nagito: It is I, henchman #1
Teruteru: And I am henchman #2
Both: And we have come to kidnap the princesses
Shuichi: Le gasp
Tenko: I THINK NOT, T H O T
Tenko kicked them both off the stage. Gonta caught them and dragged them off somewhere.
Byakuya: *sigh* If you want something, you have to do it yourself. *Picks up phone* I'm cashing in a favor.
Kaito appeared behind Shuichi, dragging him off the stage.
Ryoma also appeared, hitting Kaede in the back of her head, and dragging her off the stage by her hair.
Kaito: What the hell- YOU OWE ME FOR THIS TOGAMI
Shuichi: *monotone* aaaaaaaaaa
Ryoma: Sorry bout this, I don't really know what's happening
Kaede: (ow) you good
Korekiyo: Oh no, our sons, daughters, child whatever
Tenko: I have failed! *Picks up phone* I'm cashing in a favor
Miu: FUCK NO
Tenko: I'll call a different person
Kokichi: *appears* WHAT'S THE FAVOR
Tenko: Save your crush
Kokichi: Le gasp, how did you know
Tenko: Hey yo Kirumi
Kirumi walks onto the stage.
Kirumi: As the castle's number one maid, I will fulfill any request you give to me
Tenko: Great, go save your crush
Kirumi: Alright, where shall we start?
Korekiyo: There is a oracle in the mountains who speaks in the name of Atua. Go to her to find out where the dark lord's hideout is
Kokichi: Are you sure it's not the dark ominous tower in the distance right there?
Rantaro: GO TO ANGIE
Kokichi: Alright, jeez
Kirumi and Kokichi walked in circles while UN narrated
UN: What's going on- The two set off on a journey that took them several days to find the oracle.
Kokichi and Kirumi finally stopped in front of Angie who had gotten onto the stage.
Angie: Atua says that you wish to find the dark lord!
Maki: He's in the tower
Angie: M A K I Y o u r u I n e D t h e s u s p e n s e
Kokichi: *yells at the far away castle* I TOLD YOU SO
UN: Wow- After heading back to the kingdom and stocking up, they went back to the ominous tower.
Kiibo: Halt, for I cannot let you pass-
Kokichi shoved him off the stage.
Kiibo: SCREEEEEE
Byakuya stood there with a shit eating grin while Shuichi and Kaede were behind him, tied up with red rope and guarded by Kaito and Ryoma.
Shuichi: Oh no
Kaede: plz save us
Byakuya: you may have thought you were fighting the dark lord, Byakuya Togami, ultimate narcissistic asshole, but in actuality, I am-
Poof
Tsumugi: TSUMUGI SHIROGANE! AND I AM HERE TO-
Kirumi shoved her off the stage.
Ryoma and Kaito ran away.
Kokichi and Kirumi untied the ropes.
Shuichi and Kaede: Our heroes!
Shuichi and Kaede both jumped into their hero's arms.
UN: The end
Himiko: I kinda lost Korekiyo's voodoo doll before the show started tho.....
All of the dolls vanished.
Himiko: Aw
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