Kokichi, drunk probably: *Breaks into dining hall* I've come to make an announcement: Rantaro Amami's a Bitch ass motherfucker
Kokichi: He pissed on my fUcKiNg husband
Kokichi: That's right, he took his avocado fucking' green Dick out-
Tsumugi: Kirumi, I'm scared
Kokichi: and hE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND
Kokichi: And he said his Dick was *Places hands 6 inches away from each other* t h i s b i g
Miu: Laughing in the background*
Kokichi: And I said that's disgusting
Rantaro: *Laughing, but also confused*
Kokichi: So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com:
Kokichi: Rantaro Amami, you got a small dick!
The monitor in dining hall turned on, showing a walnut.
Kokichi: It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller
Kokichi: And guess what?
The walnut started glowing.
Kokichi: Here's what my dong looks like
The bottom half of walnut exploded while Kokichi makes explosion sounds
Miu + Rantaro: *Dying in the background*
The bottom half of walnut now has a sharp pointed stick on it
Kokichi: That's right baby *Winks at Shuichi*
Kokichi: Tall points, not green, no pillows!
Kokichi: Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong
The stick started glowing.
Kokichi: He fucked my husband so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth
Kokichi: THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
The stick fired off a laser.
Kokichi: MY SUPER LASER PISS
Kokichi: Except I'm not gonna pass on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher
The monitor switched to a picture of the moon.
Kokichi: I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON
The laser hits the moon causing it to blow up.
Kokichi: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT UN?!
Kokichi: I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT
UN: *Watching from corner, laughing but visibly confused*
Miu: *Falls out of chair laughing*
The monitor changed to a 24 hour countdown.
Kokichi: You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fUcKiNg earth, now get out of my fUcKiNg sight before I piss on you too
Kokichi then abruptly turned around and stormed out of the dining hall.
The countdown was still on the monitor.
Rantaro: *Wheezing* PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT
Rantaro: *Out of breath* PAUSE IT PLEASE HAVE MERCY
Rantaro: *A solid 8 seconds of wheeze laughing*
Shuichi: Hi, yes, what the fuck
UN: W-We haven't even made it to the comments yet-
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