My Sister's Hot (What the hell)

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UN: My bad

Tsumugi: DEAR EVAN HANSEN, THANKS FOR EVERY NOTE YOU SENT

UN: Alright, calm down. You have a question from the_salty_ocean. I also want to have you know, I messed up a total of 5 times trying to @ you because you changed your name.

Tsumugi: I still can't believe people want to ask and dare me! You know, since I'm so plain...

Kaede: Tsu, you're my best friend after Shuichi. I am NOT letting you talk yourself down *hugs*

Tsumugi: Aw, Kaede!

UN: Do you know any musicals? If you do, which ones do you like?

Tsumugi: Actually, the same as you! Kaede, code Blue, red, yellow, green

UN: Isn't it only supposed to be one color-

Kaede: *Pulls out keyboard* *notes*

Tsumugi: And then there's the Heathers

Kaede: Heather MacNamara. Head cheerleader-Her dad is loaded. He sells engagement rings.

Tsumugi: Heather Duke! Runs the yearbook, No discernable personality, but her mom did pay for implants!

UN: And Heather Chandler, the almighty.

UN: She is a mythic bitch.

Tsumugi: Does that answer your question?

UN: So just Heathers?

Tsumugi: Nope. Kaede, code red.

Kaede: *plays some music*

Tsumugi: Ooooh, ooh, everything about you is just terrible!

Kaede: Everything about you sucks! Everything about you sucks!

Tsumugi: Oooh, everything about you makes me want to die!

Kaede: Everything about you sucks! Everything about you sucks!

UN: You, wi-i-i-i-i-ill be more chill!

Tsumugi: Second one!

UN: so-

Tsumugi: KOKICHI, SHUICHI GET IN HERE

Oumasai: What do you want

Tsumugi: CODE GFY

Oumasai: Ah

Kaede: *more music*

Tsumugi, Kaede, and Shuichi: *background singing*

Kokichi:All I need is some time to think

Kokichi: But the boat is about to sink

Kokichi: Can't erase what I wrote in ink

Kokichi: Tell me how could I change the story?

Kokichi: All the words that I can't take back

Kokichi: Like a train coming off the track

Kokichi: 'Cause the rails and the bolts all crack

Kokichi: I've got to find a way to
Stop it, stop it! Just let me out!

UN: SO YOU GOT WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED!

UN: Alright, so Heathers, Be More Chill, and Dear Evan Hansen!

Tsumugi: Yep!

UN: Please request more, and have a nice day!

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