Avengers and Spidey One-Shots

the child cult

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST PARAGRAPHS

Just sayin there is no announcement it's for plot

3rd Person POV

"Hey everyone. So you're all gathered here for a big announcement, right? But you don't know what that announcement it do you? Well, I'm here to tell you that-"

"HELLOOO" a certain Merc with a Mouth ™ cut off Tony's speech running on stage

"What the hell are you doing here?" Tony questioned as he lugged him back off.

"I came to say hi to my baby-boy!" He chirped

"After, now get out."

"no,"

"yes,"

"no,"

"yEs"

"n0"

"JUST GO AWAY."

"NOT WITHOUT MY BABY BOY."

"Pete? Could you take Wade out please?"

"Sure, lets go!" Peter said running out with Wade trailing behind him

"WAIT PETEY! WE NEED THE CHILDREN!" Wade exclaimed

"The what?"

"The children! We need to get the purple peppers with them!"

"Wait wha-"

"LETS GO!" Deadpool screamed running towards the pre-school across the street as Peter followed

"Come kids! Let us gather thy purple peppers from thy jungle!" (ik that's not proper)

"YAYY!" The kids cheered as they ran with Wade to the jungle

"There isn't even a jungle near by!" Peter panted catching up with the tiny pack of animals

"AHH AND HERE WE ARE, THE HOME OF THE DRAGONS, HOLDER OF THE NASTY PURPLE PEPPER TREE'S...THE APPLE ORCHARD!" Wade chanted as they approached an apple orchard

"I give up." Peter gave in "YES! LET US FIND AND FEAST ON THE PURPLE CABBAGES!"

"Purple Peppers!" 20 pre-schoolers and a two year old yelled at him.

"Sorry." He muttered

"We have found it! The amazing Purple Peppers!" Wade cheered

Everyone looked up and saw an apple tree with apples on it, except the said apples were painted purple.

"Wade, those are apples painted purple." Peter informed Wade

"We didn't do the ritual yet!"

"Ritual?"

"YES! We must sing and dance to the hokey-pokey while

"That won't do anything."

"Yes it will! It will change the apples to peppers!"

"Oh god."

"LETS START! CHILDREN LET US BEGIN!"

"You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your right hand in
You take your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your whole self in
You take your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about"

The apples didn't change

"Huh, it didn't work." Wade confessed

"No shit."

I don't know what this is, it was based off a dream I had last night and it's suuuuuper short only 575 words.

This is, well random but EARLY UPDATEEEE