ok so most of you guys voted forpeter w/ asthma and that will probably be out tmr or tuesday sorry lol
but enjoy this
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Announcer: Name something Russia is famous for.
Bucky (panicking): Russians!
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Announcer: We asked 100 men: Which of your body parts can be described by the phrase "Cute as a button?"
Natasha (with a straight face): His penis.
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Announcer: Name something a doctor might pull out of a person
Sam: A gerbil.
Announcer: A what!?
Sam: Happened to me before
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Announcer: What is something you wouldnt want to find in the trunk of your car?
Peter: Pickles.
Clint: He's not wrong
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Announcer: Name a yellow fruit.
Bruce: Orange
*everyone stares at him disbelievingly*
Bruce: i pAniCkEd oKaY?
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*clint and tony are up to the stand facing off*
Announcer: Which of the seven dwarfs accuratley describes your wife in bed?
Clint and Tony: *don't hit buzzer*
Announcer: One of you has to hit it.
Tony: My wife is scarier than yours so you have to hit it.
Clint: Yah but Peter is on my team and I don't want him to be corrupted so you hit it.
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Announcer: What is a part of the body that starts with the letter 'T'
Scott: Titties
Announcer and Steve: *in shock*
Tony: *covers Peter's ears*
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Announcer: Name something that is as scary to people as a big sgark.
Peter: Chihuahua.
Everybody:
Peter: Those tiny things are terrifying
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Announcer: In a bad economy, what might santa have to do with one of his reindeer?
Sam: Eat one
The rest of his team: Good answer! *gives high fives*
Announcer: You stop high fiving him!
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Announcer: Name a word or phrase that starts with 'pot'
Steve: Pot...ato?
Audience: *claps*
Announcer: Why are you all clapping?
Announcer: *looks up to see it's number two on the board*
Announcer: *dies of laughter*
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Announcer: Name a word or phrase that starts with 'pot'
Peter: *thinks*
Peter, loudly: Pothead!
Steve: pEteR!
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Announcer: Name a fruit that comes in more than one color.
Tony: Jell-o!
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ok i'm done
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Avengers and Spidey One-Shots
FanfictionOneshots that starring... ~🅱️eter ~Tiny Stark Also including... ~the rest of the avengers lmao the chapter titles and that description make the book seem like it's full of crack but I promise it's not
