It seems that our protagonist has moved into a mansion filled with six dangerous vampires. One could argue that the sensible thing to do would be to pack up and high tail it out of there, but where's the fun in that? Instead, let's sit back and watc...
"LETS PLAY HIDE AND SEEK" Minho yells, I sigh"ok but we will need to ask those dickeads who also live here" they look at me "OK TAE TAE" I put my hands on my ears 'for fuck sake, why are they so loud?'
We went downstairs and I called all the dickheads in. "SO..listen up peeps we will play hide and seek if you like it or not" they looked at me. "Ok that's a great idea!" Hoseok yelled and they all just groaned.
- I'm lazy so time skip-------
It has been 2 hours and my new friends that I love, adore and admire, left me with PERVERT VAMPIRES 😭😭😭
'Senpays please come back!'
"Bye Tae Tae!" Bogum Hyung yells and hugs me with all force. "Air- please-" I cough out. He lets me go, and we all say our goodbyes and they leave.
'Senpay come back!!!' I hug the door "the bitches left meh!!!" I cry out and I realize that it's too quiet.
I turn around just to see all of them staring at me with red eyes '...... OH HELL NAH' ".............do I need to call 911 or smth? Y'all ain't moving" I say trying to hide my fear. They look at me and smirk " you were really touchy with them baby boy, we didn't like it" Jin says his eyes glued to meh.
"Well I give zero fucks about your opinion do I?, now I'ma go" I start walking when suddenly someone wraps his hands around my waist.
"DUDE GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS AWAY FROM ME YOU PEACE OF SHIT" I yell and when I turn around I see hoseok. "We are not letting you go this time kitty" MAN THAT DEEP ASS VOICE SENDS CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE, WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???
I feel presence behind me "yup, you are ours" HOW THE FUCK DID THEYR VOICE BECAME SO DEEP??? I turn around again to see Suga.
"ARR YOU OK MORON'S??? I AIN'T DOING SHIT AND YALL BETTER LET ME PASS" I yell at them getting angry, then ANOTHER pair of hands snake around my waist 'WHY ARE THEY SO OBSESSED ABOUT MY WAIST???' "give us a reason baby boy" 'THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK'
"I WANNA TAKE A SHIT, AND IF Y'ALL WON'T LET ME GO THEN SO GOD HELP YOU, I WILL SHIT ON THE FLOOR" I yell and I can see they'r surprised faces heh ' 1 for me 0 for the hoes' I smirk inside my head and RUN.
I dash too my room, close the door and go take a shit, I didn't say I was lying.
So I take a shit and go wash up. I go to my bed and put my phone on the desk.
....heh I'm hungry, (a/n he forgot about the incident earlier) I open the door to go out of my room just to see all the dickheads standing there smirking...
'HOLY SHIT'
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