Mcsm Ivor x Soren

Time For...A Halftime Show!

Today's halftime show= Those Crazy Bois Ivor and Soren: Part 1!

Ivor: I'm GoNNa PunCh hEr, SoREn!
Soren: *practically carrying him* You're not punching anybody Ivor. You're drunk.
Ivor: No, I'M nOt!
Soren: Yes, you are.
Ivor: I'm nOt dRunK, YoU'RE- *passes out*
Soren: I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to know that was wrong.

Soren's Logic: Part One.
Soren: Huh, the Formidi-bomb failed...better snap and blame Jesse for it, plummeting her probably already low self-esteem to the ground!
Ivor: ...that's a terrible idea, and you know it, Soren.
Soren: That's why I'm doing it!

Realizing your boyfriend is crazy: Part 1
Soren: *angrily marches in* Who took my toaster out of the fridge?
Ivor: ...

Jesse: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Ivor: *loudly* CORRECT!

Ivor: I made tea.
Soren: I don't want tea.
Ivor: I didn't make it for you, I made it for myself.
Soren: Why announce it, then?
Ivor: It's a conversation starter.
Soren: That's a dumb conversation starter.
Ivor: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Soren: *laughing* This is why I love you.

Soren: *comes in the house, soaking and shivering because it was raining outside*
Ivor: *sits next to him, wraps blanket around both of them*
Soren: *blushing* Awww, Ivor...
Ivor: Shhhhh....you looked cold.
Soren: *hugs him, partly for warmth, partly to tell him that he loves him*
Ivor: *hugs Soren back, even nuzzles his neck a bit*
Soren: You forgive me for eatung the last of the chocolate, then?
Ivor: *sits up* That was you? I thought it was Magnus!
Soren: ...
Ivor: *cuddles up next to Soren* You're forgiven...I guess.

Soren: Olay, it's time to fight the witherstorm. Is anyone good at jumping up and down and making loud noises?
Magnus: My time has come.