We Will Never Be "Pals"

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To: moreepicthanyou@zmail.com

From: bobpunchezu@moocow.net

Subject: We Will Never Be "Pals"

The janitor did not reject me, I never even asked him, 'cause that would just be weird. And it's none of your business who I settled for.

Those facts of yours could easily be proved wrong.

No, we are anti-pals. I hate you. How is that for you to understand?

~Bobbie

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