Kiss Funny Stories (2)

KISS Tries Something New-Chapter Five

One day, the band KISS was having a day off in the middle of winter.

I had made something for everyone to try.

"Ace...."?

The SpaceAce was lying on his back on the couch.

"...what's that"?

"It's good, please try it".

I put the fork into his mouth and Ace swallowed it.

"What is it"? 

Peter asked, after taking a walk.

"🦑"

The Catman took a bite of the squid, and he smiled.

"Moi bien, gattino".

And he patted me on the shoulder.

I ran to Paul's room and he was sitting at his mirror.

"Hello sweetheart".

He kissed my hand like a gentleman would do.

"Try this, it's delicious and Peter loves it".

I put the fork into his mouth and Paul made a disgusted face.

"I'm sorry, but I don't like it".

The Starchild spat it out in a napkin amd threw it away in the trash can.

Gene Simmons was the last one try a bite of 🦑.

He didn't like the salty taste of it.

Oh well.