Kiss Funny Stories (2)

KISS Plays Horror Games-Chapter Twelve

Me and the band KISS were getting dared to play horror games on the internet.

Catman #1 and 2 were gonna play "Slendytubbies".

I was picking a game called "Spongebob Slendypants".

Paul and Eric Carr were playing "Mario.Exe".

Gene and Bruce Kulick were playing "Swamp Sim".

Vinnie didn't like this type of stuff.

"I'll turn it off if you get scared and we won't play it anymore".

He said "okay" and together we sat down on the couch and took a controller.

Tommy was playing a game called "Five Nights At Freddy's".

And Ace Frehley was playing "The Visitor".

We all got ready to play the horror games of our choice.

 About fifteen seconds later, me and Vinnie heard Peter scream.

Eric the second Catman was hissing at the Slendytubby as he tried to kill the two players.

Paul was trying find out where Princess Peach was.

"Go back Paul".

The Fox's eyes lit up when he saw the ruler and protector of the mushroom kingdom.

Then, something strange happened.

Mario had gone evil and then he laughed evilly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO"! "Not the Princess"!

The Starchild watched in horror as evil Mario pushed Princess Peach off the cliff.

She screamed in fright and then landed onto the ground, her body was in a bloody mess and she died a gruesome death.

Eric Carr almost cried as they continued the play the game.

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"OH MY GOD"!

Ace Frehley grabbed a bucket and puked out what he ate for dinner.

"What's the matter, buddy"?

Peter asked his friend.

"That alien worm just went into the cat's butthole and then its entire body splattered to pieces".

Ace puked again and then he continued to play the game.

I was Patrick, and I must find all seven krabby patties.

But something is trying to keep us from succeeding.

Looking at Slendypants will cause you to die.

Vinnie spotted another krabby patty next to a tractor.

Mr. Krabs was lying face down on the ground.

He must have gotten run over by the tractor.

"It's SHREK"! 

Bruce Kulick said cheerfully.

Gene collected the next onion and Shrek was catching up to them FAST.

"WE'VE GOT TO HURRY BEFORE HE GETS US AND EATS UP OUR INSIDES".

The Demon reminded him.

Tommy was on the third night.

He was doing really well so far.

Until, he started hearing Freddy Fazbear's laugh.

"I better keep a close eye on Freddy".

He said as he opened the door on the right.

Meanwhile, me and Vinnie had finally found the last krabby patty.

"We did it Vinnie"!

I hugged the Ankh Warrior and he did the same to me.

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Both Catmen had to find one more bowl of tubby custard.

"I don't wanna go in the Teletubby House, Eric"!

Peter whimpered fearfully.

Finally, they WON THE GAME.

"THANK THE LORD"!

The first Catman jumped up and down for joy.

Tommy Thayer won "Five Nights At Freddy's".

He survived all five nights as a nightguard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Eric Carr was curled up into a ball as Paul comforted him.

Poor Fox was crying over the Princess and the fact that Luigi died at the end.

Both Catmen had ran away to find a place to hide.

They were both very scared and didn't come out until I coaxed them to.

Gene and Bruce almost got caught by Shrek, but they managed to find the very last onion.

Ace Frehley had been throwing up even after he finished the game.

He was not amused.