Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus Headcanons & One-Shots Special Edition (The LOL's)

The New Girl

Dedicated to @Dreams_and_Dance

"Is that the new girl?"

"Yeah, it is."

"Annabeth's sister right, Cabin 6?"

"Yup."

"What is she doing? Why is she chasing Percy and Annabeth?"

"They say she has a disease, and it's incurable."

"But we're all dyslexic and ADHD."

"Not that kind of disease. This one is far worse."

"What is it? I know every disease there is to know."

"Well, I noticed that she actually has similar characteristics to the Aphrodite girls."

"And?"

"I think it was called fangirlitis or something. Oh look, now she's taking pictures of the poor couple."

"Oh wow, I don't know this one. Is it normal for her to scream?"

"Pretty much. And there she is with Piper."

"I see. They're both crying and screaming."

"I think it's some sort of routine. I see them doing it everyday ever since she got here."

"What's her name again?"

"I think it was Fae or something."

"And she's in Cabin 6? Athena?"

"I guess. She was claimed one."

"She's not fit for there. She needs to go to Aphrodite's cabin."

"Yeah- wait. She's coming this way!"

"HEY THERE PEOPLE! WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?"

"We're not deaf."

"I'm Nyssa, he's Will."

"I SHIP YOU BOTH."

"What? You ship us? What does that even mean?"

"I think she means-"

"YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET MARRIED!!!"

"Nyss, I'm scared..."

"WYSSA FOREVER!"

"Will, run NOW."

"PIPER! WYSSA FOREVER AMIRITE?!"

"WYSSA FOREVER FAE, WYSSA FOREVER!"

"GODS WILL I TOLD YOU TO RUN!"

"They're grabbing my feet!"

"NOW YOU GUYS KISS!!!"

"Stop touching my hair!"

"Stop touching my feet!"

"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE!!!"

And that, my fellow friends, is how a new camper and a head counsellor brought together a non-canon ship that should actually be canon and forced them into marriage.

THE END