Why I Don't Like You

Chapter 2: Simply because I don't like it when people watch me when I sleep

Nicks POV

'Waaaaah! W-what are you doing here?!' At once I stood next to my bed, covering my yellow boxers with my pillow. Next to me was the devils fear herself: my wanna-be-girlfriend Rebecca. Ulgh. She watched me sleep... Again! I hate it when she does that. It drives me crazy how badly she wants me. And how badly I want her to leave this house. Too bad that my mom gave her the house key. Thanks mom....

'Hey sweeeeetheart!' She made the eeee sound extra long, making me shiver and groan. 'You look deeeelicious as always! But well, you are just to hot to look bad, aren't you?' She touched my chest softly, trying to get a morning-kiss from me. No way she was going to get one. Her blond hair was, well... hanging as usual, exactly how I hated it the most. But she kept saying that deep in my big heart I loved it. She was definitely wrong.... How can you love hair that looks like a hedgehog with a bad hair day? To be honest I was encouraging her to shave of her hair.

I pulled on my trousers and reached for my shirt.

'Rebecca, get out of my way, I want my shirt.'

She placed her hands on her hips. 'Nu-uh! First use the nickname I thought up for myself!'

I rolled with my eyes. 'Babybear, can I please have my shirt?' I asked faking her voice.

'Well of course, Babybunny!' I shivered again. I mean, come on, BABYBUNNY! What kinda sick mind has she?!

I walked down the red carpet, heading for the stairs. I walked as fast as possible, followed by my stalker whom my mother likes so much.

'Hey Babybunny, I was thinking...' Oh God. You knew it was going to be bad when she was thinking. Please don't let it be another surprise party for the wedding we were ''going to have''. We aren't even engaged! And if it was on me we would never be either. 'Maybe we can get those cute love rings I saw in that cute little store yesterday.' Oh holy cow, that was even worse than a pre-wedding-surprise-party. Those rings are bright pink and have baby animals on them!

'No, NO! I don't want that ring! Over my dead body!' I pointed my finger at her.

'Well, Nicholas Archibaldus Hendry, then you better die soon, because you two are getting those rings. My present!'

'MOM! I told you to get rid of those videocameras that hang everywhere! I need ehm... How do you call that again? Oh yeah! Privacy! You better add that word to your personal dictionairy. Want me to spell it out for you?' I Iooked right in the camera above me on the ceiling. 'P-R-I-V'

'Oh honey!' She said interrupting my spelling. 'You don't have to hide anything from your mother! I know everything about you, I even know that you keep playboys in the safe in your room!'

I threw my hands up in the air. 'Stop spying on me!'

I looked around to see where all the cameras were hanging.

'Oh Babybunny, it doesn't matter! We don't have secrets for eachother! We both love eachother no matter what!' She tried to hug me. I did a step backwards.

'Correction: you love me no matter what! I don't love you, I don't even know why you are still in this house!'

'Oh you silly,' she said playfully. 'You are so funny, you know your mother gave me the house key. You know I love you, right?'

'Oh yeah! I noticed! You know I hate you, right?' I said imitating her voice again. In my head I imagined my mother narrowing her eyes and pointing her index finger at me. I started giggling like a little girl.

She started laughing and I started fake-laughing with her to stop in the middle of it and watch her with a serious face. 'I mean it, I really don't like you.'