DeltaRune Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios 《HIATUS》

When they need attention from you

Well fuck this is gonna be hard...
And no that's not a fucking nsfw pun in the beginning. As I said. N O N S F W P L E A S E! THANKIESSS~!

Kris:

I just got back finished the day of school on a friday. I swished my backpack on my shoulders and waited for kris in front of the school doors. I looked around to see Noelle and Susie going fine. Heh...They do look they can be best friends or something. Finally kris showed up after 3 minutes. "Kris! I was waiting for almost 4 minutes..What was even going on?" they shrugged. I just sighed and lectured him for us to walk home together. They were a silent fella. That's why I love them so much! They're even friends with Susie...Tough luck they got there...Susie on my list is cool. She might be bad but she has a softie marshmellow inside of her heart. After a few blocks of walking I decided to not look at them for a bit to break the awkwardness as I view the beautiful view. They took noticed of this and they started to poke my cheek. I smiled a bit. 'Some attention seeker..' I thought. They poked me more. It started to tickle. I decided to finally look at them. "What ya gotta say now kristie?" I said. Kristie was a nickname for them because I thought it was cute! Althouughh it sounds like a girls name..But I still call them that. Maybe I need to find another nickname. I didn't pay attention and I tripped on the sidewalk bent side. My papers and pencils fell...Kris smiled and snickered. "You're gonna help me!" I shouted at them. 
God they're so fucking pure..

Ralsei:

I waited for Ralsei to finally bake a cake with me. He's pretty good at baking! Except...They always be delayed. I get the stuff out like the eggs, flour, bowls, everything I needed to get prepared so it doesn't take so long. I look on my left to see Ralsei's last peppermint. I took it, unwrapped the wrapper and plotted it in my mouth. It was minty. I quickly threw away the wrapper and chomped on the small pieces. I walked over to the table and sat down on the stool and fell asleep. "Y/NNN I'M HEERREEE~!" Shouted Ralsei. "Y/N?" "Y/N!" shouted Ralsei. Ralsei approached at the kitchen table to see me asleep. Ralsei walked over. "Y/N..It's me..Ralsei". No avail. "Y/N. Wake up.!" (Wake up leutentant! Who ever knows that refrence i love you) Still no avail. "Guess I have to bake and eat the cake myself..Oh how terrible!" I jolt awake. "NUH UH BABY BOO I DON'T CONSENT!" I yelled. Ralsei laughed. "Now I finally got your attention, now we can bake together!" He jolted. "YAAY!" I jumped down from the stool and got to work with the shines of fluffy bois within me!

Susie:

I was sleeping on the couch like I always was ever since I first dated Susie. I was in my skirt for once. It was purple like they like. Like they always liked? (wHEEZE) I was dozing off while Susie finally came home and slammed the door shut. It was no avail to my beauty sleep. I was having the best dream ever. I was shifting and I fell off the couch. But I still slept. Susie walked over to bent down to my size. "Heeyy..Y/N..It's time to wake up ya dork." she said. Still sleeping. "Oi. Y/N. Wake up" shouted susie a little. Nope. Still sleep. Susie kinda scowled. Susie went to the sink. Get a cup of water. And went back. "Y/N if you don't wake up I'll do something bad." said Susie trying to sound threatening. Still not a change. "Hm..You asked for it." Susie dumped the water on me and laughed. I opened my eyes real quick and hissed. "SUSIE WHY!?" "Ever heard of...Waking up..?" they snickered. "Yeah I do. You could've ATLEAST tap me on the shoulder INSTEAD OF POURING WATER!?" I freaked out. "Nah." she said. "You're gonna have to do my laundry for this week!" I said. "Fuck" she said. The shines of mean girls within me.

Lancer:

I was holding Lancer on my arms. They're chubby, smol, and a fucking cutie. G O D I was so fucking lucky to be with them. Or I could've been DEAD by now! D E A D!!! I looked at Ralsei. They gave me a thumbs up while walking past. I kept walking straight. I put down lancer in front of a tree that had dark candy. I kept jumping up and down to get it. I was so close. I jumped even higher. So so SO close! "U-Um..Y/N..I can help you" said Lancer. I ignored them. I was to focused on getting the dark candy from this tree. I kept jumping and jumping until I got tired. I kept trying. "Y/N.." said lancer again. I ignored them twice. I kept jumping. "Y/N!" I finally got it but I was kinda off the ground.. "L-LANCERRR HELP MEE" "Y/N you're only an inch off the ground.." "Oh.." The dark candy fell off the tree so I fell on my back. "FUCK!" Thats where susie fucking popped out of nowhere and covered their ears and screamed. "aAaaaAaaaAAAAAAA" screamed susie. They went off somewhere..."Oops..."
















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Ahah this was terrible help.