DeltaRune Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios 《HIATUS》

Your drunk text

A/N: Before we get started. let me explain.
*AUTHOR~CHAN! WHY WASN'T LANCER AND SPADE KING WASN'T ADDED IN THE LAST CHAPTER???*
*Well dear reader~senpai it's because you hate the outdoors and you are an NEET. (If you dont know what it is look it up*


*Also lancer, spade king, AND jevil wont be added in this one because 1, to young, (mostly lancer) and 2, you're innocent. (spade king) 3, you are a sugar rush and only drink sodas mostly (jevil)

Kris:

K: hey,
 Y: mm kris come over~
K: why?
Y: im home alone with beer
K: W-
Y: aHAH.. fuck me.
K: hh???
Y: auto correct ahahdsaysiegalhlhlhd

*Reality*
Y/N passed out



Susie:
S: wassup
Y: ooh susie pls give breast milk
S: I dont think so
Y: Im 1 year old so now
S: no
Y: Whines over text
S: you stole your father's beer again did you

*Reality*
Y/N didnt respond but cry because she wouldnt give you breast milk

Ralsei:
R: Oooh Y/N~~~~
Y: RALSEIWHYDIDNAOMIKILLSEIKOWITHANOOSEIWANNAKILLHERPLEASETELLMEWHY
R: Y-Y/N I-I don't know who is naomi or seiko..
Y: CORPSE PARTAAAY~! (if you know this game/anime i fucking love you)
R: Whaat?
Y: I WANT NAOMI TO FUCK ME
R: Thats the last time your bigger sister is giving you whine


*Reality*
Y/N started to have a tantrum


*Roulx kaard*
RK: Y/Nst darling?
Y: Rough cardasrwfkoek
RK: What isth it?
Y: give card
RK: this is the last time you are trying whine
Y: me do 5 finger fielte
RK: WAITNT NO-


*Reality*
Y/N accidentantly cut off her thumb, pinky, and middle finger trying to do 5 finger fillet so drunk and almost cutted her whole hand off..



Seam:
S: Why are you on the roof.
Y: cuz i wanna have sled race
S: Wait you'll-
Y: NOPE TO LATE SENPAI


*Reality*
Y/N sprained both of her ankles and broke her leg. hospital bills be coming for ya ass




hope you happy with this ya wankers