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Eddie pov:

So y/n and I were walking home when we reached our apartment, some dude in a dark blue hoodie rushed past us from our door. I shook my head thinking it was probably a guy from that noisy next door neighbors party.

Y/n unlocked the door and plopped herself on the couch.

"Hey y/n what is this thingy. Can I eat it Eddie, please?" Venom hissed licking a USB.

"No you cannot eat that! I don't even know what's on this thing?" I said holding it away from venom's head.

"I'll get the laptop from your room. Don't let venom eat it though it's probably another empty threat from what's his face...uh....Well that jerk who saw venom eat his stupid rabbit" y/n said leaving to get the laptop.

"Maybe it's a video of how awesome I look when I fight crime. I mean have you seen these claws, I'm gonna start a trend!" Venom said making a small hand with his claws materialize.

"Hurry up and load it in I want to see venom muscles!" Y/n said placing the laptop down in front of me. Then lightly praising venom for how his claws are 'sheek' and 'they are though'.

"Okay I'm loading it! Sheesh have thou no patience?!" I said doing a poor British accent.

The drive loaded and I clicked on the file that appeared.

Venom, Y/n and I all gasped when we saw the first picture.

"This picture captured my cuteness that I have so much of!" Venom smiled

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"This picture captured my cuteness that I have so much of!" Venom smiled

"That is so freaking adorable let's look at another one!" Y/n said squealing

"Fine fine just stop squeaking!" I said pushing her softly

"Hold on I want this on my phone it's cute!" Y/n said taking a picture of the picture then looking it up on her phone

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"Hold on I want this on my phone it's cute!" Y/n said taking a picture of the picture then looking it up on her phone. "M'kay it's my background now."

"Haha lol" V hissed a laugh

"That happened this morning! You ate eggs instead of eggo's!!" Venom growled chomping on my shoulder

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"That happened this morning! You ate eggs instead of eggo's!!" Venom growled chomping on my shoulder

"Hey! Do that again and it's eggs and salads all week!!" I growled back prying his mouth open

"Speaking of chocolate venom I bought you and me a Hershey bar!" Y/n said unwrapping the milk chocolaty goodness and giving half of it to venom

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"Speaking of chocolate venom I bought you and me a Hershey bar!" Y/n said unwrapping the milk chocolaty goodness and giving half of it to venom.

"At least somebody relates to my cravings!" Venom said chomping happily away at the piece of chocolate.

"Here babe, open!" Y/n said popping a piece in my mouth.

We looked at the cute pictures of venom and I and we reached the last one.

It reminded me of. When I tried to get venom in a jar. I succeeded but if I left him in the jar he would have died and I care too much about him to kill him.

"Yay even in a jar I look awesome!" Venom screeched happily before I shut the laptop and practically fell on y/n

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"Yay even in a jar I look awesome!" Venom screeched happily before I shut the laptop and practically fell on y/n.

"Eddie get off of me!" She laughed

"But I met my cuteness level and I can't take much more of it!" I said rolling off of her.

"Wow. Just wow. If you met you level then take a nap and recharge that's what I'm going to do." Y/n said before getting up and laying on the couch and drifting off to sleep.

~~~~~like five min. Later~~~~~

"How did we even think about sleeping?!" Y/ n asked rocking back and forth.

"How is it even possible? I searched the entire house..." Eddie asked in defeat

"We are being watched at all times now..." venom said curling around y/ n hand.

Then all of them glance at parts of the room, looking directly into one of the viewers eyes through the screen. 

That was when alarms started going off beeping-

"FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN"

"FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN" 

 After that shit went bat crazy and y/ n became a singer for an hour, Eddie decided to slip into one of y/ n dresses and dance like an idiot and Venom ate all of the food.

The end

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