How Cliche Kittens

Of shopping and pizza

Evelynn was stretched across the back seat, half dozing. She had informed her two companions that she had named her kitten Levi. Gina had just nodded, and Audrey had gushed over what a 'cute' name it was. Now, they were on their way to the pet store.

The three felines were all resting on Evelynn. Gina could have almost swore that they were talking to each other. She shook her head. Last night she had watched the newest Naruto Shippuden episode. Einstein had caught sight of it, and seemed almost disturbed by it. The more she studied them, the more Gina realized they looked a bit like Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori. From the Akatsuki. Of course, she would never voice this opinion. She was the only one of the three that really knew what Naruto was. Audrey had decided Naruto wasn't "cute" enough, and Evelynn just waved it away. "It was never her thing."

Gina on the other hand loved the show. Of course, she was considered a genius. Everything logical told her these kittens couldn't be the Akatsuki members. So, she pushed the thought from her mind. As they pulled into the parking lot of the pet store, Gina threw an empty pop can at Evelynn.

"Wake up bed-head. We're here."

"Nuhg." Was the response she got.

Audrey and Gina grabbed their felines, and Evelynn's crawled up on to her shoulder as she stood from the car. He was a smart cat, she'd give him that. Gina's seemed most comfortable in her messenger bag, and Audrey carried her's in her arms.

Evelynn, being the impatient person she is, just grabbed the nearest cat dishes, toys, and food she could find. As far as she was concerned, if it was edible, he could eat it. Audrey tried to protest, stating that their little kitties "deserved the best!" Evelynn wouldn't hear of it. Even though she had to admit she was growing attached to Levi. He was quiet, for the most part. He didn't get in her way, and even when he was curled up in her lap he didn't disturb her.

They quickly bought what they needed, Audrey talking Evelynn into at least buying him better food, and they piled back up into the car. Evelynn and Gina had grabbed a pop from the machine outside the store, and Audrey grabbed a water. Evelynn wrinkled her nose as she watched Audrey share her bottle of water with Dash. Gina seemed to be slightly disturbed by it too. Once Audrey was sure the cats were comfortable, she started the car, and they headed to the mall.

-Time skip-

Audrey pulled into a parking space and frowned. Gina noticed and turned to her young friend.

 "What is it?"

"We can't bring the cats into the mall!" Audrey practically wailed. The other two (and possibly the cats) cringed.

"Audrey, it's not that big of a deal..." Evelynn started.

"It is a big deal! We can't go shopping, which will take at least an hour, and go to the movie theater. That would leave the kitties alone for three or four hours!" The upset brunette cried, nuzzling Dash.

"Er, why don't we just shop for an hour, then come back to the car? We can pick up a movie and pizza on the way home?" Gina calmly tried to reason. Evelynn nodded in agreement.

"Oh... kay." Audrey hesitated to agree. The other two girls sighed in relief, and got out of the car. Leaving the windows slightly cracked, and the kittens in the back seat.

-Akatsuki P.O.V.-

The three men, currently felines, watched as the girls walked into the mall. It was a decently warm day, and not too humid or stuffy. As long as the windows were cracked, they would be good for an hour. They made a circle/triangle in the back seat, and started to discuss what to do next.