How Cliche Kittens

Let's get intoxicated

March and April had come and gone, and it was now May. Deidara's birthday was in a couple days. Evelynn insisted on alcohol, since they didn't do anything for Audrey's birthday back in February. Gina downright refused, Audrey hesitantly agreed, Shoto thought for awhile, but agreed nonetheless. Itachi said he would take Gina and Adrian out for the night, and Deidara and Sasori were more than willing to get completely plastered. Sasuke seemed unsure, but when he learned Shoto had agreed, he decided he might as well.

So, on May fifth, Itachi and Gina decided to take Adrian to a carnival that was in town. Afterwards, they would rent a hotel room for the night. Evelynn thanked them both repeatedly, and promised Adrian that if he was good that she and Sasori would take him to the zoo the next day they both had off. This made Adrian a very happy little boy, and he agreed to be on his best behavior. Sasori and Deidara went out to buy everything they would need for their little party, and Evelynn pulled Shoto, Audrey, and Sasuke to the side.

"Get dressed up in something nice, ladies and gentleman! We're going out tonight!" Evelynn declared.

"Uhm, but Evelynn, I thought we were having the party here?" Audrey asked quietly.

"Well, we'll have a few drinks here, then go out to a few clubs." Evelynn stated simply.

"We can't drink and drive!" Audrey exclaimed. Evelynn just waved her hand dismissively. "Go get dressed in something nice. Shoto can borrow something of mine."

Shoto, meanwhile, didn't look very convinced.

"Oh, come on! We don't get to go out much as it is!" Evelynn wailed. Shoto winced, but finally agreed. Evelynn all but dragged the poor girl to her room. "We have to dress you up in something hot for the Uchiha."

"Beg your pardon?" Shoto inquired.

"He's totally got the hots for you!"

"What are you talking about?" Shoto asked coolly.

"Sasuke fucking likes you is what I'm taking about." Evelynn muttered, looking through her closet.

"Don't be absurd."

"I'm not. This whole fucking thing has been one romance after another. Kind of cliche, if you ask me." Evelynn stated, pulling out something blue. "Here, it'll go with your eyes."

Shoto just shook her head and took the article of clothing. She turned her back, and started to undress, just as Evelynn was yanking her own clothes off.

-Time skip!-

As it turned out, Evelynn was right. The royal blue, strapless dress looked stunning on Shoto. It hugged her curves, and the only thing Shoto didn't like was that is just barely went to the middle of her thigh. Evelynn was not known for being too modest. Luckily, she had given Shoto a black, short-sleeved cardigan to wear over it. Along with a pair of simple, open toed black heels. Shoto had to admit, she looked good.

Evelynn herself had decided on a black dress. Spaghetti strap, the bodice hugged her form, while the skirt was more flowing, and stopped at her knees. She had decided on red heals, and made sure to wear the locket with the scorpion on it that Sasori bought her.

Audrey tried to get away with a long-sleeved white sweater, and white skinny jeans. Evelynn wouldn't hear of it. While the sweater was nice, it almost fell to her knees, and the sleeves fell off her shoulders, Evelynn had insisted the skinny jeans weren't 'sexy' enough. Audrey had cried that she didn't want to be 'sexy,' but Evelynn had forced her into a pair of black leggings, and white sandal wedges.

Ah, Evelynn, what a charming woman, no?

Sasuke had simply borrowed a black, button up, collared shirt and a pair of black dress-up pants from Deidara. Like Itachi, he seemed keen on black and white Nike's. They were all ready by the time everyone got back.