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Felix termenung lagi. Ia duduk di depan lokernya. Menunggu yang tak pasti. Ah, si pengirim itu gak akan dateng.
Hyunjin dateng dari arah kelasnya, kemudian nyamperin Felix—ikut duduk disampingnya.
"Chaewon apakabar?" tanya Felix ketika Hyunjin duduk di sampingnya.
"Gila kemarin gue udah seneng banget kan dia respon," kata Hyunjin. "Eh tau - taunya dihack anjir,"
"Congratulations you just got fooled," ejek Felix.
"How about you dude? Apa kabar dengan hidup percintaan lo yang hampa nan gelap nan miris nan menyedihkan?"
"Wow thats insulting," jawab Felix. "Gue masih percaya, yang ngirim sticky note itu bukan Shin Ryujin,"
"Why?"
"She's not that kind of girl. Dari caranya dia nulis, diksi yang dia pake, perumpamaan bulan dan matahari, dia jelas bukan Shin Ryujin. Pengirimnya pasti kayak bulan, can't rise itself, karena belum punya matahari-nya,"
"Gak make sense sama sekali," kata Hyunjin gak ngerti apa - apa.
Authornya juga.
"Yang jelas, gue kepo sih siapa orangnya, tapi gue gamau mikirin terlalu keras. Buktinya dia betah gak dinotice tiga tahun. What a pure love," lanjut Felix.
"Tapi bukannya bagus kalo lo nyari siapa orangnya? She must be really happy,"
"Iya juga sih," jawab Felix. "Tapi kan udah gue bilang, prinsip pacaran gue itu ngisi kerumpangan,"
"Ya terus?"
"Gue gapunya kekosongan yang perlu diisi,"
"Alah kintil,"
"Tapi serius Jin, buat apa pacaran kalo kayak gitu? Pacaran itu harusnya melengkapi satu sama lain,"
"Gini ya mas Felix," jelas Hyunjin. "KITA TUH MASIH SMA JIR! GAUSAH MIKIRIN KEKOSONGAN KEK KERUMPANGAN KEKA APALAH ITU! TAR AJA PAS MO KAWIN ANJIR EH NIKAH MAKSUDNYA!!!"
"Okay Hwang Hyunjin calm your ass..."
"YA GIMANA GUE KESEL AJA GITU LIAT LO KEK YOUR FROGGIN LOVE LIFE ITU HAMPA KOSONG RUMPANG!!!!"
"Hah?"
"Yang kosong itu bukan sifat lo, Lix, bukan kekurangan fisik lo. Tapi hati lo yang kosong. Lo perlu ngisi kerumpangan hati lo. You need your..."
"Rampung," katanya bersamaan.
"Nah itu lo tau," kata Hyunjin. "So find your Rampung girl, and date her!"
"Ay-ay captain,"
☀️🌙
"Hyunjin isn't my sun,"
"Honey, you dont need a sun, youre already shine enough,"
"Tapi Jin..." Chaewon mengelak. "I've been liking Felix for three years. He's been my sun since day one. As what you know, moon can't shine without sun,"
"Ugh susah emang ngomong sama bucin," kata Ryujin. "Ah kalo aja Hyunjin nyantolnya sama gue, pasti gue langsung nikahin,"
"Hanya andai,"
"Iye terserah," kata Ryujin. "Ugh percintaan lo sangan belibet,"
"Belibet bahasa apaan anjir?"
"Um hai girls? Mind if I sit here?"
Dunia bergoncanKKKKK.
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