Shingeki no kyojin/Attack on Titan Crack

Pick-up lines

Eren: Let's see if I can make you roar like my titan.

Armin: My plan is to have you all nightlong.

Mikasa: Let me sharpen your sword.

Jean: There's more than one reason they compare me to a horse. So you wanna pony ride?

Marco: I can give you all of me *whispers* once I find the other half...

Connie: I'm funny but I can get serious with you.

Sasha: I just wanna eat you up!

Ymir: I know where you live...

Christa: Let me be your goddess.

Annie: *bored* Let's fight... Under the sheets.

Bertholdt: My titan isn't the only thing that's colossal...

Reiner: I'll have to use my rubber armor tonight.

Levi: Lets get dirty.

Erwin: I'll be your commander.

Hanji: Let's experiment on each other.

Mike: You smell good.

Pixis: I'm an old man but tonight I'm young. *creepy old man wink*