Shingeki no kyojin/Attack on Titan Crack

No Breathing!

Sasha: *heavy breathing*

Levi: NO BREATHING!

Sasha: but Ca-

Levi: I said NO BREATHING

Sasha: Eek! Yessir! *holds breath*

(A few seconds later)

Sasha: *passes out from lack of oxygen*

Levi: Tch. The weak ones always keel over.

Hanji: Since your such a tough guy why don't you hold your breath.

Levi: Tch. Fine.

(A few days later)

Eren: *to the group* I don't think he's human I mean come on! He hasn't breathed since Tuesday!

Mikasa: He is humanity's greatest solider...

Levi: *walks in glaring at everyone*

Sasha: *sigh*

Levi: *spins around with a red face but instead of yelling he falls backwards taking in a huge gulp of air.*

Hanji & Sasha: *stand up pointing at Levi* Ha!

Levi: NO BREATHING!!!

Hanji & Sasha: *pass out from holding breath to long*

Mikasa: Idiots...