Shingeki no kyojin/Attack on Titan Crack

Why he's late

Erwin: Has anyone seen Levi?

Everyone: *shakes their head 'no'*

Hanji: Maybe he was sleep walking and fell in a hole! Then when he finally got out he realized he was late and ran to his room only to find that all his clothes weren't cleaned to his satisfactions so he had to wear a skimpy maid outfit and heels to get here.

Everyone: *Stare*

Erwin: Hanji I don't th-

*The door to the conference room slams open and there stands Levi with a skimpy maid outfit and 6 inch stilettos huffing and puffing."

Levi: Sorry.... I'm..... Late

Hanji: Told you so. *sticks out tongue while grinning proudly*