Christmas 3

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Connie: Sahsa wake up its Christmas!! *jumps on Sasha in a cupcake suit*

Sasha: You lie!! Its not Christmas!!

Levi: Brat you really are an idiot... *gives Sasha a potato* Merry Christmas.

Sasha: You mean its actually Christmas?

Jean: Yes.

Sasha: And your not just saying that?

Eren: Yes Sasha.

Sasha: Sooooo then I can eat this potato?

Mikasa: *sigh* Yes you can eat the potato...

Sasha: YES! *shoves entire potato in mouth like a squirrel*

Levi: You really are stupid aren't you?

Sasha: mmmooo

Santa looking titan: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Jean: DA fuk!

Marco: look guys its Erens severed arm!

Santa titan: Dats mah food botch!!

Jean: Oh what did santa get me for Christmas?! *opens present* ....A lump of horse shit... Dammit!

Marco: Told you! I got half and half coffee cream- wait... Oh...fuck

Sasha: *Jumps in pile of potatoes*

Connie: *changes into potato suit* Hey Sasha you wanna eat me?

Sasha: ...why your not really a potato?

Connie: *cries in Tamaki corner*

Eren: uh Capitan I got you a broom... *Blushes* sempi notice me!!

Levi: I'll thank you tonight brat *winks*

Eren: *blushes*

Mikasa: Levi will die tonight!!

Ymir: Christa I got you my body...

Christa: Oh...

o(〃^▽^〃)oo(〃^▽^〃)oo(〃^▽^〃)o

Guys I am sorry but that chapter was HORRIBLE!! Sorry about that but anyway MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS

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