Shingeki no kyojin/Attack on Titan Crack

Attack on Pants

☆Eren likes Levi's...Levi's?

Armin: So Eren... What kind of jeans do you like?

Eren: Well I don't like the kind that remind me of horse face!

Jean: *off in the distance* I heard that!

Armin: Seriously Eren.

Eren: Okay well I'd have to say that Levi's are my favorite.

Armin: *leans away awkwardly* Dude that's weird and kinda awkward.

Eren: Not Levi's jeans! Levi's jeans! See! *shoves butt in Armin's face* the tag says 'Levi's'.

Armin: *dryly* I can't see anything cause your big butts in my face.

Eren: Hehe sorry... Going back to the pants I have to admit that Levi's jeans a really comfortable small but comfortable. *winks at Levi*

Levi: Oi! I don't want people to know what we do in our feel time! But I do love the wat you look in my Levi's *smirks*

Armin: *shutters* I really don't want to to know! *runs off*

☆Marco's wearing Jean's jeans

Connie: Hey Marco! Who's jeans are those?

Marco: Jean's.

Connie: Yes there jeans but who's jeans are they?

Marco: Jean's jeans.

Connie: *eye twitch* Yea I know there jeans but who's?!

Jean: *walks in* Connie what he's saying is that the jeans he is wearing are mine. *wiggles eyebrows*

Connie: *shutters* uh okay I'm just gonna... Bye! *runs off*