Shingeki no kyojin/Attack on Titan Crack

Christmas Ⅱ

Sasha: Guys it's raining body parts again!

Armin: No Sasha. Again it's not even close to December that's just Eren's arm... *panicked* EREN'S ARM!?!?

Sasha: Look it's a giant Santa! *points to titan that ate Eren...again*

Jean: Thats a titan you idiot!!

Sasha: Oh... So it's not raining meat? And Eren just got eaten again? Well poop guess I'll have to find food somewhere else. *skips off*

Connie: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?!?

Santa looking titan: HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Jean: IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!

Marco: Watch it Jean you might get a lump of horse shit for early Christmas...

Sasha: I found food!!!

Armin: *running toward Sasha* Wait Sasha don't! that's not meat that's a-

Sasha: OUCH!

Armin: Beehive filled with coal and bees...

Mikasa: *to herself* I'm surrounded by idiots...