Drafts vine of BABYGIRL

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Blossom:
*Tells a bad jock*

Boomer:
OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA *Spins* HAHAHA *Sits on the floor* HAHAHAHA



Buttercup:
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Princess:
Happy birthday?

Buttercup:
*Breaks glass cup by smashing it to her face*


Brick:
Sleep? I don't know about sleep. It's summer time!

Blossom:
Go to bed!

Brick:
Oh she caught me



Brick:
How much money you have left?

Boomer:
oh, 69 cents

Brick:
oh you know what that means?

Boomer:
I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets


Boomer:
Got diagnosed with cool guys in gym yesterday haha so now I take adderall haha!

Blossom:
....


*Butch talking with Brick and Boomer*

Butch:
She goes 'what sinks? That's disgusting' I'm like honey you might want to wash your fishy ass coch next time



Blossom (Tells Princess):
Bitch you gonna step on my fucking toe with them fucking cowgirl shoes, diSugUsTinG



Blossom:
Boomer has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gets–

Brick:
wait, why does Boomer have so much dish soap?

Boomer:
MIND YOUR BUSINESS BRICK!


Blossom:
Did you hang out with Beth last night?

Brick:
yeah I did

Blossom:
oh I love Beth

Brick:
You hate Beth–

Blossom:
YEAH NO SHIT HONEY!

Boomer:
This dumbass school with all these fake-ass people

Blossom:
hey

Boomer:
Oh hey.....fucking bitch


Butch:
*Sees Princess* OH shIT A RAT! *Starts circling Princess* RAT! A MOTHERFUCKING RAT! *Sticks up middle finger at her and her friends*

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