Cautious

Q & A (ON CRACK)

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BTW, these are not cannon! 

LETS START!

Namjoon (RM or wRaP mOneSTER)

Has J-hope let go of you yet? Can you breathe?

He has but, my lungs will never be the same.

If each of the members were a type of food, what would they be?

I feel like Jin would be something elegant, like a quiche or those fancy appetizers. Yoongi would be a sugar coated lemon, sweet yet sour. Hobi would be candy or boba tea, since he is an aesthetic. Jimin would obviously be a mochi or something sweet, because of his squishy cheeks.Tae would be something spicy, like noodles or a spicy pepper. Jungkookie would probably be a pineapple, he looks tough on the outside but inside a sweet little thing. For me, I'm not really sure. Maybe a crab, but not as food, as an actual crabs so I can be with them.

Jin: THEY ARE FOOD

Joon: AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE SEA CREATURES, THEY'RE FRIENDS!

How much do you love your members?

As much as I love the small crabs I find at the beach, maybe more.

Are you and Jin in love with each other?

Yah, he's my bro. Why wouldn't I be in love with him---

Oh.

Yoongi, in the background: THAT'S PRETTY GAY MY DOOD

Now Jin!

How do you deal with being that handsome?

It's reALlY frUstRAtinG, being this handsome is a blessing and a curse.

What would you do if one of the members said they were more handsome than you?

I'd be laughing my ass off, then smack them.

Out of all the members, who is the most mature? Least?

I think Yoongi ah is the most mature, and Hobi ah is the least.

Jin tell me a good mum/dad joke to tell meh friendssss

What did the quarter say to the penny?

You don't make much cents.

*Cue windshield wiper laugh*

(I found that dad joke in a meme.)

What's it like being the oldest of all these cute dorks?

Though I love them very much, sometimes I wish I could beat their asses..

wiTH MY CHANCLA---

NOW Suga (Or Yoongi)

Who is better? BTS or sleep?

My members.

Jimin: Aw, hyung loves us.

Yeah, yeah.

If J-Hope and Jimin both proposed to you who would you say yes to?

I'd reject them both because I'm already married to my neck pillow.

U love Jimin, thats final.

Thats not even a question, but sure why not. I'll let you live your fantasy.