Happy new year

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Me: Hey everyone just wanted to say happy new year to you guys. 2018 was the best.

Goku: uh author it's not 12 yet.

Me: I know but it soon will. Ok guys what are your new year resolutions?
My new year resolution is to try and improve my writing skills.

Goku: well my new year resolution is to be stronger than I already am.

Vegeta: mine is to make sure I surpass you

Neptune: well my new year resolution is to finally take my role as a goddess seriously.

Me: You really mean it?, if histoire was here I think she'd faint upon hearing this.

Neptune: Just kidding..my resolution is just to take video games to the next level. I think I'll start using a PS4.

Vert: I think Xbox one is better.

Neptune: How dare you compare PS4 to Xbox one?!

Vert: Xbox one is one of the best selling consoles out there.

Neptune: Yeah but the PS4 has better graphics.

Vert: When it comes to premium versions Xbox one has the upper hand.

Me: Enough! We're talking about new year resolutions here not a console debate.

Noire: well my new year resolution is to make new friends.

Neptune: eh? Loner's finally going to make friend?

Neptune: Shut it Neptune.

Blanc: Mines to improve my writing skills as an author of my books.

Me: Hey isn't that the same as mine?

Lord ainz: My new year resolution is to spread my name so everyone will know my power.

Me: ok?

Cocytus: My new year resolution is to serve lord Ainz even better.

Mare/ Aura: Same thing.

Albedo: Mine is to try and control my desires a bit.

Lord Ainz: *mumbles* wish you said completely.

Albedo: Did you say something my lord?

Lord Ainz: huh? Oh nothing

Shalltear: My new year resolution is to kill people in a less gruesome way.

Frieza: Mine is to surpass my nemesis and be able to kill him.

Me: As expected from you.

Gohan: mine is to spend more time with my family.

Android 17: well my new year resolution is to improve upon my job as a park ranger.

Krillin: well I don't really have a new year resolution.

Android 18: Same here.

Master Roshi: well mine is to try and control my desires.

Goku: Wow.....

Me: hmm

Piccolo: mine is to try and be a better teacher.

Goku: Don't you mean babysitter?

Everyone: *laughing*

Piccolo: hey!

Beerus: To try and get the chance to eat the food I've been craving to get pudding.

Neptune: Why don't you eat cat food or something?

Beerus: *grabs Neptune by collar* You may have tried it but I haven't, I don't even know how it taste like, how does it smell like?, what about its texture? Is it soft?, fluffy?

Neptune: You seriously haven't tried pudding? That's almost like my main diet.

Beerus: What?! Why didn't I meet you earlier?!

Neptune: Blame the author for not making a crossover between Dbz and hyperdimension Neptunia.

Me: Hey!

Whis: I don't have any new year resolution at the moment.

Me: Alright. Ok guys what are your new years resolution? Anyway if you have any dare you can post it here.









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