"Did he say what he was he wearing?"
"No. It was going to be a 'surprise'."
"You don't think he put on makeup?"
"I don't know."
"Well then how do we—"
"I found him."
"That was quick, where?"
"There."
"Where?"
"Over there."
"The vortigaunt-fairy?"
"No, a little more to the left."
"I still don't see him."
"He's right there!"
"Where?!"
"He's...kind of hard to miss..."
"I still don't..."
"Eleven O-clock. Sequins."
"Sequins? Sequins...sequins—oh!"
"See him now?"
"I think—wait... Chell, I'm pretty sure that's a woman..."
"Mel, that's a wig."
"No it isn—oh! You're right, oh... Oh Chell..."
"There you go."
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Portal Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of short stories inspired by one of my favourite games of all time. Some will be set in the continuity of my other stories (like Suddenly Wheatley and Human Condition), some will be AU, and there might even be a crossover sprinkled here...
