Lay: I literally call him Satansoo all the time, how have you not noticed? You're my sister.
Chanyeol: He's working right now, just go visit him.
Lay: But I want him to join our chat ;^; poor guy probably feels excluded.
{open chat: Soojin and Chanyeol}
Chanyeol: Since the group chat has turned into a complete mess and has nothing to do with the plan, should we just let Kyungsoo join?
Soojin: Actually, it would be a good idea to add him because I could add Jun-Oh in as well.
Chanyeol: You're a genius.
Soojin: Lol thanks.
{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}
Chanyeol added 1 person to the chat
Soojin added 1 person to the chat
- : ???
Lay: MY KYUNGIE ( ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ
- : Soojin... what did you put me in??
Chanyeol: Oh, Jun-Oh? we started this group chat with a bunch of people. I'm Chanyeol, the guy who paid for Soojin's drink.
Jun-Oh: Wait, who is everyone in the chat?
{open chat: Lay and Chanyeol}
Lay: Is this the Jun-Oh you're trying to set up with Kyungsoo???
Chanyeol: Yes, so please don't say anything stupid.
Lay: When have I ever said anything stupid?
Chanyeol: ...
Lay: That's right, never.
Chanyeol: That's not why I didn't respond...
{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}
Jun-Oh: Wait, who is ***-****?
Tao: Our friend Kyungsoo.
Lay: Our Satansoo (｡╯ᴗ╰)〜♡
Baekhyun: uwu
Lay:
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Lay: Look at him OυO
Sehun: I keep seeing the υ changing from a mouth to a nose.
Zhilan: Pft.
Soojin: Awe omg!
Kyungsoo: Lay, I will kick the shit out of you.
Lay: 0.0 ... I'm sorry dad.
Kyungsoo: Don't call me dad.
{open chat: Soojin and Jun-Oh}
Soojin: Looks like you got his number after all ;)
Jun-Oh: sOOJIN WHY WAS I PUT HERE?
Soojin: Cause why not?
Jun-Oh: HOW WERE YOU EVEN PUT IN????
Soojin: Oh, I'm friends with Chanyeol and we were adding all of our good friends to the chat.
Jun-Oh: You're friends with Chanyeol? How did that happen?
Soojin: It all started when he paid for my drink the day Kyungsoo gave you his number.
Jun-Oh: Cute.
Soojin: What?
Jun-Oh: You guys are cute.
Soojin: What?
Jun-Oh: yOU GUYS ARE CUTE!
Soojin: I don't understand.
Jun-Oh: Omg... I THINK YOU TWO SHOULD GET TOGETHER! Jun-Oh: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW?
Soojin: Ewww. Soojin: Gross.
Jun-Oh: So you're saying you don't like him?
Soojin: Yeah, no.
Jun-Oh: Yeah, or no?
Soojin: Yes.
Jun-Oh: So you don't like him?
Soojin: No.
Jun-Oh: What?
Soojin: Yes.
Jun-Oh: I'm so confused.
{open chat: Kyungsoo and Chanyeol}
Kyungsoo: Why am I in a chat with Jun-Oh?
Chanyeol: Well, I was in the chat with most of our friends plus Lay's sister, Zhilan. And then Soojin since we're friends. I decided to add you and I guess Soojin thought about adding Jun-Oh as well since they're best friends.
Kyungsoo: Is this a set up?
Chanyeol: What? No, it was just a coincidence.
Kyungsoo: Alright...
Chanyeol: I promise. Chanyeol: But hey, you got her number ;)
Kyungsoo: And you got Soojin's.
Chanyeol: What?
Kyungsoo: oH YoU LikE hER bEcAUse YOu pAiD fOr HeR dRiNK.
Chanyeol: Yo, don't use my own words against me. Plus, it's different with me because I'm nice and would do that normally.
Kyungsoo: Okay, whatever, you don't like Soojin.
Chanyeol: I mean I never said no.
Kyungsoo: HAH!
Chanyeol: But I never said yes.
Kyungsoo: So, you don't know?
Chanyeol: I do know... but I just haven't said my answer.
Kyungsoo: Okay, whatever.
{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}
Lay: And then I said... Lay: What can I say man?
Baekhyun: Woahh (∩╹∀╹∩)
Luhan: I've heard worse stories from you. I'm still concerned for your health though.
Zhilan: I'm sad that I'm related to him.
Sehun: I would be too.
Chanyeol: Sorry, I was busy, what?
Lay: Sucks to be you.
Chanyeol: ... You know what, I didn't want to know anyway.
