For The Love Of Chéri (CHAPTERS 1-112 REWRITTEN)

Chapter 67 : Enter, Lexi & Noir! I'm Lennon, LGBT Leader/ Dressing In Liquid

Lennon walked into the canteen and saw Spangna talking to Lexi. He walked over to their table to introduce himself.

"Hey, darlin'! Welcome to the Bordello! My name's Lennon. I'm the LGBT+ team leader and I moonlight in the security team." Lennon said as he shook her hand and hugged her warmly.

"Oh wow! You're American and sooo charming." Lexi said.

"Yep! And you're British, like half of Spangna here. Really honey, listen to her, she's a good girl." Lennon said.

"Aww he's a sweetheart, and his boyfriend is the boss." Spangna said.

"You're all so nice here! I'd love you to explain to me the best rates for stuff." Lexi said.

"Sure! So, who's new?" Spangna asked.

"Well, I got two sex dynamos from Bangkok. I mean, they're sex maniacs! Sex-starved! They reminded me a lot of Chéri." Lennon said.

"I think I saw them here. I think they're off having a threesome with Bayani." Spangna said.

Lennon stared back at Spangna. They're having a threesome with Bay?! They've only been here five minutes?! And they've found the most attractive available guy already!" Lennon said, suddenly wondering where Chéri was.

Lexi threw her straw in her Red bull can. "I arrived with two girls. I don't know them though. A French girl and a Pole."

Spangna looked up. "Are they pretty like you?"

"Oh, I'm not pretty." Lexi said. "Not like you. I love your look! All the hair, the heavy makeup, the sexy clothes. I love the whole cyber goth thing. Do you think I should do something like that to stand out? "

"Well, if you like the music and the scene then yes, I'd help you." Spangna said.

"Yeah! I'm up for that!" Lexi said.

"Where are the other girls?" Spangna asked.

"I think our controller is showing them around. I legged it because he's really snarly and I didn't want to hang around two frogs nattering away to each other in French. No wonder I failed GCSE French anyway!" Lexi giggled.

"Wait, they're talking to each other in French?!" Spangna asked.

"Well, when she spoke, it was always in French and he'd answer in French so we were getting left out anyway." Lexi said.

Spangna looked at Lennon open-mouthed." I can't believe him."

Lexi looked apologetic. "Have I, said something wrong?!"

"Nah, honey. Long story." Lennon said before he turned to Spangna. "Are things still frosty between you and the old bastard?"

"Lenn, please! I love him. I don't wanna hear him bash you, I don't wanna hear you bash him. I'm hurting because he's my perfect man."

Lennon put his hand on hers. "I understand Spangna. But how can he be the perfect man for you?"

"This is going to fall on deaf ears but he's elegant and wise, worldly and poetic and can dance virtually any style and is so romantic."Spangna said.

"I don't think those traits apply to him. But they're not practical reasons." Lennon answered flatly.

"Okay! Practical reasons are that he understands the business and I work with him, he's a good protector and provider. He is good In bed and he likes to give head. The perfect man." Spangna said.

"That's, gross." Lennon answered.

Lexi looked confused. "Who are we talking about?"

"No-one." Lennon and Spangna answered together.