I was watching Medic give surgery to Heavy.
"Is leetle Y/n enjoying watching big Heavy cut open?" Heavy questioned.
"Yes, now shut up."
"Liebe, would it kill jou to be nice?" Medic chuckled.
"Would it kill you to clean your equipment after cutting someone up? You probably just gave Heavy some type of rabies."
"Good point, Frau.."
"Wait what?" Heavy looked up.
I laughed lightly.
Archimedes landed on my head. I smiled.
"Hey Archimedes.." I hummed. He plopped down to my shoulder, and I looked at him in the eye. He tilted his head.
I smiled.
Then Hell broke loose. He started ruffling his feathers and scratching my face.
"gAH FUCK ME!! MEDIC" I screamed getting attacked by the little bird.
"Nein ARCHIMEDES!!" He wailed rushing to me trying to make the angry bird let me be. Then Archimedes flew away and sat somewhere, glaring at me.
"Ugh.." I groaned.
"JOU FILZY BIRD NEIN! BAD! ZA FUCK WERE JOU ZINKING?!"
"Medic calm down.." I mumbled.
"NEIN, HE HURT JOU AND HE KNOW IHAVE ZA WEIRD FEELINGZ FOR JOU. ZAT DUMMKOPF!!"
I sat there confused. Oh damn. He likes me.
While he was having a fit at the little bird, I smirked and stood up. I was taller than him and it amused me.
"Calm down, Liebe! " I smiled. He blushed.
"Do jou..even know what zat means, Frau..?"
"Of course I do, Meine Liebe.." I leaned down and kissed him, ever so gently. He pulled me in by my shoulders and kissed back.
"Heavy feel dizzy, maybe leetle Medic and Y/n should-"
"Shut up Heavy."
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Tf2 Oneshots
FanfictionOne-shots, Smut, and fluff galore! Just request. Tf2 is owned by Valve, not I
