Bloop!
"Mine leebe!" She yelled to Medic. Medic tried to keep a straight face.
"HAHAHA!!" He fell to the floor laughing. Y/n started to laugh.
"Whaaattt German is hard for me!"
Bloop!
"Aaahh..Ahaahhh...oh it's gone now." The camera lowered.
"I swear I had to sneeze!" Everyone started to laugh.
"YOU SNEEZE LIKE THIS. AH- CHOO." He fake sneezed.
Bloop!
"I drank sooo much.." Y/n burped.
"Get her off the set!"
"oOoOohh youuu'reee cute" she giggled.
Bloop!
"Mundy! I-(sniff) GOD DAMMIT WHO SHIT THEMSELF?!" She held her nose in disgust.
Sniper covered his nose. "OH BLOODY HELL!!"
Bloop!
"Wise men say, my Sentry is down~" he sang.
Y/n busted out laughing.
Bloop!
Y/n crawled on Medics lap, she leaned in and whispered in his ear.
"It's free real estate.." He shoved her onto the floor.
"Vow, zat was a real turn-off."
Bloop!
The camera zooms in on a sleeping Demomans face to find a googly eye on his Eye patch.
Y/n giggled as she held glue.
Bloop!
Y/n and Sniper laid by each other naked.
"Now what?
"Now what?" She responded.
"Now what?" He asked.
"Now what?"
"...you on the pill?"
"...no.."
Bloop!
Dell thrusted into Y/n.
"Oh~Oh~Oh Great and Almightly Lord~!" He pulled out.
"Nope. I'm out."
Y/n was on the floor in tears of laughter.
Bloop!
Y/n put the can between her boobs and tried to crush it.
"Ow ow ow ow! My booby! My booobbiiieee!!!
"Haha! You loser!"
"Shut up Scout!"
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Tf2 Oneshots
FanfictionOne-shots, Smut, and fluff galore! Just request. Tf2 is owned by Valve, not I
