Kai: I managed to get into the Serpentine group chat.
Kai: Wish me luck.
Cole: I stg if they come for us, ur ded m8.
———next group chat———
Pythor: WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST BE NORMAL?!
Pythor: It's all I ever want.
Pythor: You Guys are demeaning.
Skales: Uhh, I believe that you are bullying.
Kai: Um, what?
Skalidor: Back him up.
Skales: Ya, help pls.
Pythor: Um, Skales?
Skales: SHUT UP!
Skales: UR BULLYING ME!!!!!
Acidicus: Dispicable.
Acidicus: You're disgusting.
Acidicus: You'll never find love.
Pythor: Who, me?
Fangtom: Yes, you.
Fangtom: You're the only one, who would bully.
Skales: I feel attacked.
Kai: May I be of assistance?????
Fangtom: What kind of snake are you?
Kai: Um.
Kai: A legendary one!
Skales: Sounds fake but ok.
Skales: PYTHON IS BULLYING ME!
Skales: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kai: Or am I?
Kai: I am a.....
Fangtom: A.....what?
Kai: A Hypnobrai!
Skales: DEFEND ME SLAVE!!!!!!!!!
Skales: Uhh, I mean......
Skales: Valued snake???
Kai: Python, stop bullying him.
Kai: Stop demeaning our Tribe.
Skales: Ya!
Skales: You meanie!
Acidicus: DISGUSTING!
Acidicus: Python, you DISGUST me!
Acidicus: ALL YOU EVER DO IS BULLY US!
Skalidor: >:(
Skalidor: You deserve DEATH!
Fangtom: I HOPE.
Skalidor: YOU DIE.
Acidicus: IN A.
Skales: FUCKING FIRE!
Kai: Python.
Pythor: What?!
Kai: No wonder why they hate you.
Kai: We hate you too!
Kai: We as in, the Tribe.
Skales: .......
Skales: I've been playing along with your charade long enough.
Skales: KILL HIM!
Kai: Who do you want me to kill, General?
Skales: YOU!
Skales: Thinkin' you can just WALTZ IN HERE AND THINK THAT WE WONT NOTICE YOU!
Skales: But nooooooo.
Skales: I'm goin' after you and your fellow ninjas.
Acidicus: ME TOO!
-Skales and Acidicus have left the chat-
Fangtom: Join me if you want, Skalidor.
Fangtom: I'm joining them.
Skalidor: K.
-Fangtom and Skalidor have left the chat-
Kai: IM DEAD!
Kai: By them.....
Kai: AND COLE!
-Kai has left the chat-
Pythor: I never bullied you, Skales.
-Pythor has left the chat-
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LEGO Ninjago Texts
FanfictionI had no ideas so I made this. This involves the main characters and the snakes. Beware, this is going to be cringey.