Nya: Hey, do you have any advice for a relationship?
Nya: Selma? Are you there?
Selma: Ya.
Selma: Some advice to you would be is to just be there for him or her, depending on your sexuality.
Nya: Oh.
-Jay has joined the chat-
Jay: NYA!!!!!
Nya: Hey Jay.
Selma: Oh boy.
Selma: Can't Wait for my husband to show up and cause his usual shenanigans over text messaging.
-Skales has joined the chat-
Skales: YOU! BLUE ONE!
Jay: ME?!
Jay: WHAT DID I DO?!
Skales: YOU KILLED MY TEAMMATE!
Jay: Which one?
Skales: Skalidor! And he's horny!
Jay: How does this concern us?
Skales: He easily gets triggered and is bitchy.
Skales: Who owns this cult?
Selma: Honey, this is NOT a cult.
Selma: This is a group chat.
Skales: My group chat is a cult.
Selma: .....do I need to call a psychiatrist?
Skales: Nah. Why would you even say that?
Jay: Because you're wild. You act like an animal.
Skales: ILL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE ONE YOU FUCKING BRAT!
Jay: >:O
Nya: We need help.
Selma: Skales, calm your ass down or I'll get Pythor, and maybe then I'll call a psychiatrist.
Skales: .....no. Pls don't call a doctor. AND DONT GET PYTHON! HES GONNA KILL ME FOR KICKING HIM FROM MY CULT!
Selma: You KICKED him?!
Skales: .......yeah.......
Selma, Tbh, I would have done the same thing.
Jay: Do you want us to leave or?
Nya: Ya.
Selma: Don't prevoke him. And also, Skales, you own this chat.
Skales: Then Who the fuck invited them?!
Skales: THIS IS MY SECOND CULT!
-Skales renamed the group to: THE CULT 2.0-
Selma: Are you serious?
Skales: Ye.
Nya: Do I get kicked?
Skales: Nah. You are an honorary member of this cult.
Jay: Do I get kicked?
Skales: If you trigger me.
Jay: Ok.
Selma: That means.......
Selma: Oh shit.
Nya: What?
Selma: HE CAN ADD PEOPLE!
Skales: >:3
-Skales has added Acidicus, Fangtom, Skalidor, Lizaru, Slithraa, Fangdam, Mezmo, Spitta, Lasha, Snike, and Rattla to the chat-
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FanfictionI had no ideas so I made this. This involves the main characters and the snakes. Beware, this is going to be cringey.
