Texting// Ashannie

14

Asher's P.O.V.

After like three hours of doing homework, mostly me struggling with stupid English, my phone buzzed.

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
So, back to 20 questions?

I rolled my eyes but with a smile.

Me:
How about ten?

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
How about 20

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
So you haven't answered my first question...

Me:
Uh-huh

Me:
So why are you so flirtatious for a girl.

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Oh please tell me your not a sexist son of a bitch most guys are

Me:
Why, would that be a turn off?

I typed with a little smirk.

Me:
'Cause if so then yes definitely

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Oh shut up.

Me:
Will you just answer the question?

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Will you?

I debated myself a little with that.

Me:
Okay, moving on...

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Yup

Me:
So do you have a question that's not about my sexual history?

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
So you do have a sexual history?

Me:
Well, technically no but...

Me:
Wait! Why am I talking with you about my private life?

I let out an annoyed sigh.

Me:
I don't even know your name

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
If you won't tell me you're name the you won't get mine

Me:
I honestly don't give a shit.

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Then why'd you asked.

Me:
Umm, I uh

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Ha, I win

I wasn't even a contest you little Crack Girl.

Me:
Whatever, you gotta question or not?

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Yeah yeah.

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

I frowned my eyebrows as I read this.

Me:
What the hell kind of a question is that?

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
It's the average everyday question you ask a total stranger

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Now answer it

Me:
Okay, he would probably...

Me:
Umm?

Me:
I have no idea.

Me:
Who the fuck has that answer to that.

Me:
Oh, let me guess, you?

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Yup.

Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
See you do know know me pretty well.