Author Chan- Whoooo! We got the thirteen done Laito!
Laito- I know... We spoke last time...
Author Chan- What's bothering you? Oh... Is it that again?
Laito- Of course it's that again! You never answered me!
Author Chan- Oh come on you know I like you!... Prick...
Laito- Oh I knew it!!! Nfu~
Author Chan- Just cos I'm ugly! Oh and if you decide to tell any of your brothers that then your eyes are as good as mine.
Laito- What do you mean?
Author Chan- I mean I'll cut out those pretty little cat eyes of yours and display them in a jam jar.
Laito-... Aren't you allergic to jam?
Author Chan- You know what forget it. Hey there readers this is just to say that requests are now open. Please leave them at the bottom of the page in the comments cos otherwise I will have no clue how to get them :). Thank you feel free to request any of the thirteen boys I have already done along with Karlheinz and Richter.
Shu- Could you please shut that massive gob of yours. I am trying to sleep.
Author Chan- Anything new?
Laito- And you now have five of those starry vote things.
Kou- Did I hear stars?!
Author Chan- Great well done Laito! Now you've gone and done it!
Reiji- You also appear to have four hundred and sixty six reads.
Author Chan- Laito...?
Laito- Yes?
Author Chan- Do you remember how I told you not to invite the whole family?
Laito- I didn't... Cordelia isn't here...
Author Chan-... No Laito. I said whole family not whore family.
Yuma- SAVAGED!!!
Author Chan- Ok? I guess.
Azusa- Can I have a cucumber for my birthday?
Author Chan- We gave you one at Christmas and you hid a knife in it... So no sweetie... No cucumber.
Azusa- Oh ok.................. Can I have a knife then.
Author Chan-....................... I think we've gone a bit off topic.
Kanato- Can I have Teddy back?
Everyone-..........................................
Ayato- Can I have no homework?
Reiji- How about no.
Author Chan- Ok readers bye now!
Kanato- I WANT TO HAVE THE LAST WORD TODAY!!!
Kou- SO DO I!!!
Author Chan- *Whispering*. Until next time!
~ Author Chan.
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Diabolik Lovers One Shots and Scenarios
FanfictionOne Shots and scenarios will include all the boys if I can. This is my first book so please try not to expect anything amazing but I will do my best. :). All boys will include: Shu Reiji Laito Kanato Ayato Subaru Ruki Kou Yuma Azusa Carla Shin Kino ...
