Superwholock Chat Rooms

This Ship is Crashing

(Dean and six others have entered the chat room)

Doctor: so what was so important that you had to call us in here?

Sherlock: when was the last time you saw Sam?

Dean: wait what?

Clara: not since I went to Spain

Cas: you went to Spain?

Clara: I've been in Spain for the past three weeks. I only got back a couple of days ago

Cas: ...

Cas: I think we need to have a serious conversation

Clara: yeah, we really do

Sherlock: you are off topic

Minimarshmallow: I haven't seen him for a couple of days either

John: Gabriel wtf is your user

Minimarshmallow: 😉

Dean: what's wrong with Sam?

Sherlock: I believe he's been kidnapped

Minimarshmallow: oh DANG

Dean: WHAT?!

Clara: oh no! Who by?

Sherlock: the internet.

Doctor: ...

Dean: ...

Clara: ...

Minimarshmallow: ...

Cas: ...

Dean: I'm sorry. You think he's been kidnapped... by the internet?

Sherlock: yes.

John: why? How?

Sherlock: I know you're there, girls. You don't have to hide

Dean: okay, he has officially lost his-

(What gave it away?)

Dean: -OH MY GOD THE CHATROOM IS TALKING WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK FRACK SNICKETTY SNACK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE AAAAAGGGH

Minimarshmallow: okay dude, chill.

Dean: MY BROTHER GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE INTERNET AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CHILL?!

(We didn't kidnap him. We just... sedated him a little)

Dean: SEDATED?! *faints*

Cas: how did you figure it out?

Sherlock: I used a path of logic to illuminate the unlikely factors and-

John: he scrolled up

Sherlock: 😐😑😐

John: 🤷🏼‍♂️

Minimarshmallow: not that I care or anything, but where exactly IS he?

(That's none of your concern)

Doctor: well exCUSE me but I think it is. Bring him back!

(We can't. Not until our mission is completed)

John: what mission?

(To bring down Clastiel)

Clara: to bring down what?

(Clastiel. The Castiel X Clara ship)

Cas: why would you do that?

(To bring about the age of Destiel)

Dean: *screams*

Cas: I'm afraid that will never happen. For two reasons.

(What reasons?)

Cas: 1- Dean and I have no romantic feelings towards each other whatsoever

(And two?)

Cas: Dean isn't gay

(But you ARE?)

Cas: I'm an angel. I am thousands of years old. You honestly think I let homosexuality be a problem? It doesn't mean anything to me anymore

Clara: I can't believe you'd do this!

(Clara has left the chat)

John: thanks for letting us know ?

(Default settings. Not us.)

Cas: I'm gonna go see if Clara's okay

(Cas has left the chat)

Sherlock: we're going to go too

John: but-

(Sherlock has kicked John out the chat. Sherlock has left)

Dean: I'm emotionally upset. I'm gonna get me pie

(Dean has left the chat)

Minimarshmallow: okay, wow. He didn't even stay to LOOK FOR HIS SEDATED BROTHER?! I guess I'll have to do it then. Come on girls, where is he?

(We'll never tell!)

(The chat has left the chat)

Minimarshmallow: okay what? Now how do I exit this? Hello? GUYS! GUYS! Dang it. Hang on-

(Minimarshmallow has disconnected from the WiFi)

A/N: I updated three different books today. Are you proud of me? I know this is short. Oh well.

Question of the Week:

Should Clastiel continue?

Disclaimer: the end of Clastiel will not bring about Destiel. Sorry my dudes.

Anyways, see you in the next update. Stay frosty 🤙🏻